h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mouldy old dough did you say?

Now *that* was a good record!

F&F,

I thought you, of all people, would be able to improvise a prize for a fellow...

Bandit...whatever do you mean? Improvise? What would the bandit have in mind then?

Mr Blue...mouldy old dough....I shall show my age as well as your good self now....I remember bopping to that when I was about ten years old at a bonfire night disco at famous athletic club. My Mom had let me choose a pair of boots that day, for the very first time. They were patant black with wrinkly legs and a platform base. I thought I was sooooo cool

What? Broken Wings? If you were 10 then, FaF, you would be about 26 now.

'Kyrie' was a better song. There was some great American AOR floating around in the 80s. Shall we start an H2G2 AOR karaoke? I'll start with Survivor's magnificent 'Eye of the Tiger'.

And I shall continue with Bon Jovi's...Living on a Prayer...my kareoke fav, always goes down well...did I ever mention that I used to sing way back in my teens and early twenties? Well I did and I have now.......


Woooooaaaahhhh we're half way there, wooooaahh living on a prayer, take my hand we're half way there....woooahhh....

"My Way" as sung by Sid Vicious usually brings the house down:


"And Naaaaaaaaaaaaaah the End is neeeeeeeeeeeeeer.......
...............
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Wayeyey"


Now - where's everyone gone?

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it throo-oo-hoo
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found yooooooo

I was beat incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and bloo-oo-hoo
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and noooooo

Like a vir-hir-hir-hir-gin
Touched for the very first time
Like a vir-hir-hir-hir-gin
When your heart beats
Next to mine

Tr-la-la-la-di-daaaa...

Oh thank you Alex...that was wonderful

And the costume was a triumph!

...especially those feathers...I've never seen them placed there before

I really didn't expect Alex to have a navel piercing....

Ithangyoo...hic.

It was the Prince Albert that did it for me Leggy

Alex...here's the mop and bucket, now clear it up!

Your turn again now FnF! And maybe you could select some boy-backing singers from the crowd...


Alex - honestly - and it's only Monday!

No Leggy, this time it's Carly Simon and You're so vain


You walked into the party
like you wre walking onto a yatch
you hat strategically dipped below one eye
your scarf it was apricot
you had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
and all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner, they'd be your parnter

and

you're so vain
i bet you think this song is about you
you're so vain, i bet you think this song is about, you, don;t you, don't you

Well you had me severeal years ago
when i was till quite naive
and they said that we made such a beautiful pair
and that you'd never leave
but you gave away the things you love
and one of them was me
I had some dreams there were clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee


and


you're so vain



and i could go on


but i have forgotten how to psell

There's not many people know this but....

Carly wrote You're So Vain about me

Mike Jagger? No-hoper....

Mike....Mick....Sir Mick....it's all the same...

No, MiB, she wrote it about me.

I once turned down the sexual advances of Madonna. She wanted a threesome with me and Nicole Kidman but I had to say no because I had to return my library books that day.

It's true.

Gosh...after reading all of this from last night and seeing my awful spelling...no I will not blame typo's....wasn't I very drunk....answer, yes I was

I'm not drunk tonight so shall I sing something very, very softly............

Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are