h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, sex a little like cr***et: if I haven't mastered the basics in my 32 years on God's earth it's a little late to start learning now.

I'm confused now. What sounds like c****et Alex? Fairy soap?

Leggy, sorry, that is an analogy too far.

Cr***et is like life: you win some, you lose some.

Or, in the case of my team, you lose some badly and you lose some appallingly badly.

I hardly dare ask which is was today.... still, beautiful weather for it

...and for rolling in the grass too

ROFL! Thanks for not intruding on private grief.

The weather was beautiful, the cr***et less so, but that isn't the point: it's summer and life is sweet.

...and rolling in the grass, too.

Alex...it's only a game, not life and death or anything

Nah, it's not as bad as dying, granted. And you have the consolation of being in the sun for seven hours.

Alex - I have an idea! When the c****et is getting too painful, just lie down and have a roll in the grass! You could always pretend that you were diving for a catch, or something!

Alex, it is obvious that you need a new interest...Leggy and I will make it our mission to find you something else to do that has more meaning in life and more passion


Now where were we?


Ah yes......

Alex - you should go & play for that other team again. You know - the one that .

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You mean something like hang-gliding or snooker?

I feel a summer song coming on...

The first summer of love was here
When I was much too young
The first summer of love was clearly
just a summer long
there was
Jesus on the radio
Jesus on the train
Jesus in the calico
Jesus in the rain

And there was love, love, love, love
anyone could see that there was love
love all over me
love all over me

The second summer of love is here
so tell your angry friends
to throw away their gaultier
and grow their hair again
acid on the radio
acid on the train
acid in the calico
acid in the rain

There was love all over the country
singing "love all over the world"
acid on the radio
acid on the brain
acid everywhere you go
acid in the rain

Strawberry Fields remix!

You hum it, I'll dance it...

Your song will not mask the discussion Alex, beautiful as it was ...no hang gliding is out and so is anything else remotely connected with boys games. Nope, you need a woman....long summer nights rolling in the hay, smooching and kissing and loving (no technique required)long conversations over chilled white wine, snuggling under the cotton sheet when the nights are hot, feeling it's coolness against your hot fevered skin. Now where do we find her?

Southampton docks.

Expectations that low Alex?