h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hiya!

Hehe... well, what did I say about experimenting with dangerous substances whilst cooking? Why did you eat hair removal wax? Have you checked the back of the packaging? Doesn't it say anything about the dangers of eating it?

Hehe...

Woooyay! I've still got to write a paper on Acid Rain for tomorrow... But I suppose I'll manage...

Umm, well, we were talking about fish... actually. But the thing I mailed you, which supports my claim for not eating fish, is on the subject of being god.

So do I... YAY

I'm not worrying, I've left that to you, remember. It just means that there will be a Span concert in Glasgow this winter.

Øyvind

Hello!

ummmm right my explanation for en for eating hair removal wax is... .. ummmm i dunno... i mean the kinda person that puts themself through horrible physical torture(i.e waxing their legs) is the sorta person to eat the damn wax!lol... well in my defence it's 100& natural... made of sugar, honey, lemon juice, vinegar and lovely molasses. I developed a molasses fetish when i was wee when my dad used to make his own beer he used to use molasses... i used to just eat it straight out of the jar. yum.

oh acid rain great! lol... my heart
goes out to you it really does!

Well i sat down tonight to do some work on an essay about a piece of Spanish literature then realised i don't know if it's to be written in Spanish or English. I know that sounds stupid but sometimes our essays on Spanish novels are to be written in English. och well... i decided to write about it in Spanish... which probably means that it's to be written in English! typical!

right i'll need to go read that e-mail again.

But March isn't winter time! That's ages away!

Claire
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Hi!

Allright, then, so, how does it taste? I think the worst thing I've ever eaten was some packaging fluff, i think it was made from expanded polyester... or something like that... It tasted like.. nothing...lol

Ahh, I'm not really a fan of molasses, but then again... I haven't really tasted it all too often...

Well, I think it went swell, though, the message about my father came in the middle of my work, so I kinda lost some time there, but it still became six computer-written pages (and the upper limit was actually set to two, I didn't know that until this morning, though).

Well, once you get down to it, Acid rain isn't that boring, it's quite interesting... but.. I was tired yesterday...

Wee, we're having our jubilee concert this sunday!!!

Hehe, don't worry, I'm sure you'll do fine, I've got a premonition (and as we all know, my premonitions tend to be accurate ).

hmm... perhaps it was a bit unclear... I've made a better version, I could mail you that one (the last was written down rather spontaneously, when I just got the idea and had to write it down).

Then you'll have something to look forward to!!! I know I am! It's about time you start viewing the glass as half-full instead of half empty. Be glad that you don't have to wait till July.

Øyvind

Hello there!re!

well it tasted rather nice actually... smelled like candyfloss... tasted like molasses. yum. i don't think i'll have any tonight though... after my pineapple cake this afternoon it won't really match up... teehee

Well i wouldn't worry about the essay! i mean your teachers should give you a break when members of your family get rushed to hospital... do they not?

Jubilee concert? oh you could showcase the porn groove at that! teehee.

Right off to read that essay again.

well i guess you're right... my exams would be over in July right enough...! nah im kidding... whenever is fine.

Claire
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Hullo!

Ahh... well, then, but I'm sure there are tastier, healthier and cheaper alternatives .

Well, maybe, but I haven't told them... I don't really see the point of telling them, the results won't change, I'll excuse myself if the grades go straight to hell, but I don't think that's gonna happen.

Hehe, well, I don't think so. Our teacher deemed "such music" to be "unfit for a school environment"... lol... That was when Geir and Sigurd made a "movie theme for an erotic thriller"... A combination of funk and black metal. I think something that will be performed is the famed "Jonstad power" song, about one of the teachers, possibly the nicest teacher we have... Gawd, that song is excellent.

Hehe, should I send you the new one?

Hehe... glad to hear that you're finally seeing things in a brighter perspective. Though, of course, I'm flattered by the fact that you're allready looking forward to seeing me...

Øyvind

Hiya!

Well yeah there are... like proper candyfloss...


Ah that's a shame... there's always gonna be at least 1 spoilsport of a teacher...

Yeah go on then... send us the new one.

well of course im looking forward to meeting you! well at least i know pretty much for sure you exist(the photo)... whereas you have no evidence i exist at all... teehee... just teasing btw.

Claire
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Hi!

Hmm... I still wouldn't eat it...

Unfortunately yes... but that guy is atually just a very nice guy... Perhaps the best teacher there is, his religious beliefs are pretty much his own choice...

Right then...

Aww, a real existentialist remark there... You're turning into a philosopher, or perhaps you have always been one?

Øyvind

hello there!... still can't et your fancy "O" to work and im at the library.(

existentialism? gosh! my dad was reading a book about that... i ain' got a clue!... well i have half an idea but he's the expert... appparently...lol

how is your dad?

okies! well i'll hoepfully get that e-mail when i get home i wasn't on last night because i couldnt get into my e-mail at home... in fact i still don't know if i can... i'll try when i get back anyway(im at my local library just now btw)

Claire
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i think that's twice i've spelt hopefully wrong... just so you know i can spell it right!

Claire
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Hullo!

Well, it's a branch of philosphy, who's main target is to destroy all established truth... I.E You can prove allmost nothing, not even your own existence... A good example is the question: "If you're inside a room without windows, and with a closed door, how can you tell that there is a world outside the room? Can you prove that the world exists and is not merely a figment of a wild imagination?". Well I know a wee bit of it, because I study philosphy, and also I've read some books about it on my spare time...

Och, he's not dead yet. He checked out of hospital today, but I still haven't talked to him more than once... Honestly, though, I don't think he'll last for too long now... But there's always hoping..

I'll send it to you straight away...

Øyvind

Oh, don't worry about it... I think we have some sort of "no-correcting" agreement, right?

Øyvind

Hello!

Hmmmm yeah that ring a bell. I probably should have studied philosophy or something like that this year... to be honest the very thought of going off to do spanish homework now is killing me.
oh but nevermind cuz i passes both my french n spanish tests and i got full marks in my italian speaking exam! yaay!

"He's not dead yet"... i see what you mean about Norwegians being direct!
ne wayz... what makes you think you're dad won't be here for long... is he old?

Claire
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Hi!

Hehe... well, if you don't wish to study it, then I recommend that you read Sophie's World, by Jostein Gaarder (a Norwegian author). It'll give you a crash course in philosophy, AND it's a good book, with an interesting story... Or so I think...

Congratulations on your marks anyway!

Well, I'm a realist, that's why I see things like that (most Norwegians wouldn't be that direct)... Also, I suppose I've become a wee bit cynical when it comes to my father, after all that I've been through with him.

Well, He's 56, so he's not very old. But his body is decaying faster than ever... He has had way too many medical problems lately... Well, really, since his twenties... I've got a feeling that he won't last for very much longer, hence my need for settling things with him...

Øyvind

Hiya!

Oh okay. All i've been reading recently are english-translations of french books(we had to read it in 2 days so i thought it'd be wishful thinking to imagine i'd get through the french version in that time.)

Ta.

Oh right i see. Well 56 is far too young to die i think. Do you not feel close to him at all? Has your stepdad been more like a proper dad?

Claire
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HI!

Hehe... an interesting way of doing it, indeed... Well, I recommend it, anyway, but I don't suppose you'll be interested in reading it in Norwegian, eh?

Naw, I've never had a dad in that sense... Well, in a way, I do feel attached to him. But I just can't trust him, that's all...

Øyvind

Helsann!

look don't wind me up! lol... all i can say in Norwegian is "Helsann"!


Oh i see... you know i think fathers are a secondary influence in most people's lives. I mean i know some people are brought up by their fathers alone but few...

Claire
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Heisann!

Well, actually it is heisann...

Well, it's true... it's a remnant of the old Gender divide, but in my case it has turned out to be for the best...

Gotta run, bye bye see for now...

Øyvind

right so it's heisann? i keep getting it wrong because on the tv the print is smaller than when im on a computer. It's actually difficult for me to see if you've typed an "i" or an an "l"... i know that sounds stupid but you'd need to see it from my perspective!

Yeah... things usually do work out for the best don't they?

noooo! why'd you have to go offline now?! I mean my digibox is being competent for the first time in 3 days!lol

spk soon then.
Claire
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Hullo!

Yes, that's right...

I certainly hope so... I think they mostly do....

Welll, we were having a sort of family party... So I couldn't well sit down at the computer right then... I think most of the grown ups are really hung over today... lol... Serves them right for keeping me awake with singing...

Øyvind

yes that's right!?!!! whaddya mean yes that's right?!!!!!!!lol