h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I should say not!

Go on then...

Not!

I should think so too.

Had to be said.

Bye for now!

lil? Shut up!

didn't realize yous were all blue blooded

what i meant was it's usually younger people what don't talk proper, yeah?

and that my friends makes us old

but do we care about that? ha! not if we were payed for it we aint!

Noblemen/women in my journal?

indeed. i am as schocked as you are, ma'am

It's hard to believe, really.

indeed. after all the efforts we have thrown into it

We have? I never knew that.

ah, don't worry. it's a 'dont ask, don't know policy'

Then how will we know who to guillotine?

I'm not noble.. I was nobbled!


Please leaved my head upon my shoulders

I *left* it where it was.

*nods*

Oh! Thank you, hunny

Oh! That reminds me I was going to write an Entry about Victim's Balls after the French Revolution.

Stop sniggering at the back.

Youb were?

Do you have a warped mind?

Well yes...but that's not the point.

The dancing kind of balls.