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'Stand and deliver...

Oh, sorry, that was *Turpin*.

Sure, Canadians included

I blame Mrs Thatcher = peace time Richard tator and got away with it

Can you say that once more, for a foreigner like me?

Would that equal blaming the Canadians, Prof?

Dick(short for Richard) dick-tator

I only blame thatcher for everything since she came to powerand beyond. It's not El Nino's fault, its thatchers

Can we nominate The Thatch for honourary Canadianess?

I just hope she don't go to hell, I don't want her ruining that place as well

No, In think she'll be stuck in a long queue in purgatory, perhaps listening to some crappy music periodically interrupted with 'you are being kept ina queue, where you will stay until the end of time' hi, ho, silver lining...'

Are we agreed on the Canadians?

Well, it looks like it so far - but I keep you responsible for any Canadians coming here to complain.
Canucks, listen: this suggestion was made by Mr benjaminpmoore on the grounds that the poor Canadians are so unspectecular that they always miss out on the exciting things. To create a balance, we have now agreed that henceforth, we shall blame the Canadians for storms, floods, hell, Maggie thatcher, Tony Blair and whichever nuisances cross our minds.

Does this mean that we now blame the Canadians for 2legs and, by extension, all the things that 2legs has been blamed for?

Can Canada handle that much blame? There's quite a lot of it!

Do any of you folks own this blue Widget that's been chasing me for the past 2 hours.



Could we blame the Canadians for Jade Goody while we're about it.

Who is Jade Goody?
I guess he/she belongs to the category I'll regret having asked about?
I recently told people NOT to tell me what it was all about Prescott, and you can bet somebody posted a link

Jade Goody is probably the most detested woman in Bitain (and India!) at the moment.

Brilliant, you don't know Jade Goody.


*Ahem* She's a really nice English rose, who would absolutely love to spend some time in Frankfurt.


Please, don't feel you have to send her back anytime soon.

RRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

How could you, she was almost invited to Frankfurt there.

Mind you, I've nothing against Frankfurt. Maybe we could pop her on a catapult and hoik her to Ottowa?

Now you've blown it - I don't think Frankfurt or Ottowa are far enough away, don't we have something going off into space anytime soon, we could maybe strap her to that.

Possibly...

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