h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

please let me do it now

It's impossible. I didn't make the rules. Actually, you shouldn't really be here, but be on the children site of the BBC - I tend to forget the name of it, though.

CBBC

Now can we get this journal back on topic?

This isn't one of my journals is it

*looks under Rob the Carpet* errrrr.. Nope.. it's Bel's!

Really, it's mine?

Ohhh

INVADERS!!!!

*Hides under Rob the Carpet *

Hallo Fizzy,
I'm new to you I've just visited your home, and read that you get invisible somestimes. Well you had better look out for the Widgets, these are little beeings who fly around as they have little propellors on their helmets, most of them are harmless, but what ever you do look well for the BLUE ones as they are fitted with a Mk 5 dripspout, which has a copper-plated nurgle springer and a reciprocating dooferblower on the whatnot. But the red and yellow ones are harmless, and some might even help you out with the celestialdoor!
all the best, canberra

I've a feeling Britain would be as bad as the US if we were the size of the US.

Is that back on topic?

Ooh yeah: evenin' ladies!

Evening canberra, I hope you don't expect me to understand any of what you just said
Evening Roymondo
You may be right with what you said, but I've heard that Toni's days are counted, so there's hope, isn't there?

Brown or Cameron? We're doomed I tell ya'!

Well I blame the Canadians, nobody ever blames them for anything

Can I blame the Swedes?

OW!! *poke*

You can't have all the room under Rob the Carpet



Hello Canberra, welcome to Hootoo!!



Roymondo!! Perfectly back on topic, thank you


We can't have two threads going randomly off on a tangent, it would be too confusing

Great Ideas, shall we open a poll?
I am in no position to blame anybody, but you go ahead.

'We can't have two threads going randomly off on a tangent, it would be too confusing'

Er, have you seen my journal recently?

'I am in no position to blame anybody, but you go ahead.'

Excellent. Actually, I shouldn't blame the Swedes. A quick PM exchange sorted the 'coming on' issue.

*realises most people in this thread won't have a clue what he's chatting about*

Roymondo, I've seen most of your journals, but unsubscribed, I think, from the latest, after a random visitor went in there and started a rant.
And I have to admit that I don't know what you're on about.
Ok, who wants to blame the Canucks?

Who wants to blame the Swedes?

A misplaced on another forum made a Swedish chap think I was coming on to him. 'Twas a language barrier thing and is now all sorted.

Therefore, I blame the Canadians.

Ok, I agree with y<ou and benjamin then:

Let's blame the Canadians!

I'll blame the Turnip.. I don't like turnips

. Well, not particularly if you're Canadian!

Random ranters in my Journal? I'll have you know that my Journal has only the most carefully selected ranters.