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Whoever you choose - just not my extended family

How will I recognise them?

They're Afghans, if you think that helps.

They have long floppy ears?

No, they're carpets.

*looks at Rob the Carpet*

He told me he was Persian

Ha, and what language did he talk in?

I'm trying to start a project with Afghanis. Do you think I'll have to go to Canada?

Canada, Pakistan, or India would be your best bets, I think.

English of course! </>

Oh, I was hoping to work with them here where I am. There are quite a few living round here and it is where I am supposed to work... But hey, I like travel!

You like travelling such long distances?
lil, if he speaks English, he could be from nearly anywhere.

You don't think he would.. Oh!! LIE!!! Do you?

I can't tell, really. But it's not impossible, is it?

*glares at Rob the Carpet*

it's not his fault, you know?

Okay, let's clarify the situation.


The Canuckians are to blame for:-


1) The hurricane force winds we've had for the last two days.

2) The rain.

3) The hail.

4) The snow (there has to be some, somewhere)

5) Turnips

6) Carrots (because they are like turnips and I still don't like them)

7) Maggie Thatcher

8) For being next door to the America

9) My Rob the Carpet turning into an Afghan with long floppy ears


and.... 10) We have to blame them for the Belgium too!



That's the list finished


Unless anyone can think of more

Oh My!!

"For the Belgium" !!!???? I am getting over excited

Yeah, you know, it's a bit like The Gambia, only in Europe

Yeah! They did used to occupy The Congo