h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Google Home Mini, "the perfect gift."

Sorry, but that can't possibly be perfect unless it's got chocolate in it.

Featured products from Sur la Table, a store chain that specializes in kitchen and dining products.

Met Life dental plans.

Sounds transcend-dental to me.

Thanksgiving plates are on sale at Macy's.



That is just so over!

65-inch Samsung wall-mounted TV that looks like a piece of art when it's switched off.

Hills science diet for dogs.

[looks around house]

I guess I don't any dogs.

'There are 12,976 Christmas tree vendors – make your business stand out. - Squarespace'

I'm not in the vending business...
But after seeing the words and 'vendor' together I'm now picturing vending machines full of . You can't get a to drop properly from the things, so a whole would have no chance.

<BB<

Lovely idea! You could have different buttons for 'lights', 'blinking lights', 'baubles red or gold', fairy or star on top, etc.

It might look like this.

http://www.vendingparis.com/REF/REF_VendingParis/images/content/salon/actu-da/top-vending-noel/vending-bd-distributeur-sapin.jpg?v=636178511813278563

Don't you just love the internet?

Everything's there if you look for it.

Except common sense, unless you were looking for a pamphlet by Thomas Paine.

I now see an ad for solid wood office furniture. Who on earth works in an office these days where they stay long enough to enjoy good quality furniture? And with offices moving and re-organising all the time... why bother?

In fact, people will probably soon be expected to bring their own camping table and chair (if they come to an office at all, and aren't working from home).

Science diet for cats.

This might be a sign of progress -- they may have figured out that I don't have a dog -- or it may be random. I don't have a cat either.

Dodge Ram 1500

It's a sort of truck. I'm not particularly opposed to it, it's just that I don't drive trucks.

More Ram 1500

Keep on truckin'!

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Weizmann Institute of Science

"imagine a world without Alzheimer's"

Gadgets for Nerds - I might be tempted to have a look at that!

Free bookkeeping software.

Ah, memories...

I ran a music school for five years on Works 3 (1990s).

Brilliant! Taught myself from scratch over the summer before opening. Did the entire correspondence, student records, teachers payroll, annual tax return. All on a computer with a tiny fraction of my current phone's capacity. Tiny! There weren't such things as gigabytes then, let alone terabytes.

Well, I think that's because you were and are a genius.