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Number Six Posted May 3, 2003
Potato - a great episode!
"Oh... hello, Baldrick. You haven't seen that cretin Percy anywhere, have you?"
"Yes my lord, he's hiding in the box!"
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caper_plip Posted May 3, 2003
"So, Lord Whiteadder... a vow of silence. That's very interesting... tell me about it!"
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Riccardo - Keeper of the Hammond Organ Posted May 6, 2003
Lady Whiteadder: "...and you - has anyone ever told you you you're a giggling imbesile?"
Percy: "Oh yes".
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Orcus Posted May 6, 2003
By god, how did you get me in that position?
Blackadder, never have I met such foul and depraved perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the church?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 6, 2003
Baldrick: "I heard quite an amusing story myself the other day..."
Blackadder: "Oh good." *walks off*
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Mu Beta Posted May 6, 2003
"I have done C and D, my lord"
"Go on, then"
"Big blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in?"
"What's that?"
"C..."
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Blackadder
Number Six Posted May 8, 2003
...and I tell you, if I ever meet an Aardvark, I'm going to step on it's damn protruding nasal snout until it couldn't suck up an insect if its life depended on it!
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Orcus Posted May 8, 2003
I once had a job cleaning a library with lots of *really* old books and it had Dr Samuel Johnson's Dictionary.
I just had to look it up .... indeed it does not contain the word "Sausage"
I looked high and low but could find no copy of the only book that was even better... 
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Mu Beta Posted May 8, 2003
That's because it was burnt.
On "The hot orangey thing underneath the stoney mantelpiece"
Would it save time if we just re-printed the scripts somewhere?
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Number Six Posted May 8, 2003
Believe me, Baldrick, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his demons will be nothing compared to five minutes with me, and *this* pencil.
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Mu Beta Posted May 8, 2003
And that's our first repeat! Maybe there are less than a hundred good Blackadder quotes, after all.
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Number Six Posted May 8, 2003
...they'd go for Wee Jock 'Poo Pong' McPlop any day of the week.
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted May 8, 2003
How can everyone forget the ultimate line?
George: I hear you've been seeing a lot of Nurse Mary...
Edmund: Yes, almost all of her in fact
Melchett to Bob - I hear Blackadder does a good line in rough shag, I'm sure he can fill your pipe...
And a line that gets rolled out in the pub nearly every night -
My Lord, you have a woman's **insert mot du jour or article being commented upon** !!!
Flash's greatest episode:
Flash: Treat your kite like you treat your woman!
Percy (or George, I forget): do you mean take it home to see your mother (or something)
Flash: No! Get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!
Flash on the phone, I forget the beginning: ...or I'll fly back to England and give your wife something to hang her towels on!
As you can all probably guess, I'm a great fan of smut and innuendo
And another one I often use -
Blackadder avoiding orders when the phone rings: Hello, Savoy Bar and Grill?
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Riccardo - Keeper of the Hammond Organ Posted May 8, 2003
- Ah Edmund, I'm glad I caught you.
- Doing what?
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Mu Beta Posted May 8, 2003
QE1: Hope you're not too miffed. Byeee!
Adder/Melchett: What!?
Ludwig: Hope you're not too miffed. Byeerreah!
I shall return and wreak my rewengee!
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- 81: Number Six (May 3, 2003)
- 82: caper_plip (May 3, 2003)
- 83: Riccardo - Keeper of the Hammond Organ (May 6, 2003)
- 84: Number Six (May 6, 2003)
- 85: Number Six (May 6, 2003)
- 86: Orcus (May 6, 2003)
- 87: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 6, 2003)
- 88: Mu Beta (May 6, 2003)
- 89: caper_plip (May 7, 2003)
- 90: Shea the Sarcastic (May 7, 2003)
- 91: Number Six (May 8, 2003)
- 92: Orcus (May 8, 2003)
- 93: Mu Beta (May 8, 2003)
- 94: Orcus (May 8, 2003)
- 95: Number Six (May 8, 2003)
- 96: Mu Beta (May 8, 2003)
- 97: Number Six (May 8, 2003)
- 98: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (May 8, 2003)
- 99: Riccardo - Keeper of the Hammond Organ (May 8, 2003)
- 100: Mu Beta (May 8, 2003)
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