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Blackadder

Post 61

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

I have a cunning plan!


There was a little sausage called Baldrick...


Blackadder

Post 62

caper_plip

Blackadder: And what is Scarlet Pimpernel Sauce?

Mrs. Miggins: (gesticulates) Well, you take a large, ripe, frog... and *squeeze* it...


Blackadder

Post 63

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

Oh go on then percy you can be my best man...


Blackadder

Post 64

Number Six

Sausage? SAUSAGE??? Why, blast your eyes!

*storms off in a huff*

smiley - mod


Blackadder

Post 65

egon

Oh...and aardvark


Blackadder

Post 66

caper_plip

I am anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulations...


Blackadder

Post 67

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

smiley - laugh I love that one


Blackadder

Post 68

egon

"I'll be back before you can say 'Antidisestablishmentarianism'"

Three days later...

"Anti-distinctly-minty-munty..."


Blackadder

Post 69

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

The one about France
"so you don't know how to get to France" etc etc...


Blackadder

Post 70

caper_plip

Blackadder: Shall I begin the Christmas story?

Prince George: Absolutely, as long as it's not that terribly depressing one about the chap who gets born on Christmas Day, shoots his mouth off about everything under the sun, and then comes a copper with couple of rum coves on top of a hill in 'Johnny Arab' land.

Blackadder: You mean Jesus, sir.


Blackadder

Post 71

egon

"I don't rememebr two silly bulls in the Bible"


Blackadder

Post 72

caper_plip

The whole game's getting rather sill-a to me...


Blackadder

Post 73

egon

Frondo: What news of the foul Malmydons?

Blackadder: Scattered to the Nine Vectors, My Lord.

Frondo: ...and the Sheepsqueezers of Splatican Five? Have they been suckcreamed as a Qvarnbeast's nobbo?

Blackadder: Well, they're dead, if that's what you mean.

Pigmot: Plus, Commander, did you vanquish the Nibblepibblies?

Blackadder: No, My Lord Pigmot, I did not vanquish the Nibblepibblies, because you just made them up.


Blackadder

Post 74

caper_plip

Frondo: What news of the Myrmidons?

Baldrick: Good news...

Asphyxia: Excellent!

Baldrick: ...for the Myrmidons. They wiped out our entire fleet. Sorry, I got confused and dropped a bomb on our own lot.

Asphyxia: Silence, squidling! Bring forth the gift with which you honour me!

Baldrick: ...oh, damn, I've forgotten the bloody present now.


Blackadder

Post 75

egon

Baldrick's view of the first world war:

"I heard it all started when some bloke called Archie Duke shot an Ostrich because he was hungry"


Blackadder

Post 76

caper_plip

"Ah, Captain, I hope you are going to conduct yourself with a bit more decorum this time."

"No, I'm going to conduct myself with no decorum. Shove off."


Blackadder

Post 77

egon

"The phrase I'm looking for rhymes with "clucking bell""


Blackadder

Post 78

caper_plip

Darling: I'm as British as Queen Victoria!

Blackadder: So, your father's German, you're half-German and you married a German!


Blackadder

Post 79

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

It's a very hard decision, but my favourite has to be Potato. smiley - smiley

"As courtiers to the queen you're nothing but lapdogs to a slip of a girl."
"Better a lapdog to a slip of a girl than a..... smiley - erm .......git!"

"The foremost cartographers in the land have prepared this map of the area you'll be traversing. *hands over blank sheet of parchment* They'd be very glad if you could fill it in as you go along."

"I didn't know you had a girl, Percy!"
"Oh yes. I even touched her once."
smiley - erm "Touched her what?"

"Doesn't look much like Southampton to me, my lord... what with those steamy mangrove swamps and streams of molten lava... and that crowd of natives rubbing their tummies and pointing to a large pot..."

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh


Blackadder

Post 80

Shea the Sarcastic

"I found it particularly ironic, My Lord, because I've got a thingy that's shaped like a turnip!"


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