h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

thats unbelievable!!!
You mean you have never gave a smile to that cute guy sitting across from ya?
I always smile at pretty ladies, and they do so back. Its just that the Tube is so loud that you can't do regular flirting.

Legers - I think it's called British Reserve . Flirting does happen on late-night buses sometimes, but that's usually because everyone is drunk!

Thats funny. I want to visit England. Seems like a fun place to live in.

And trains, too.

Ali - do you flirt on trains? Do share your technique

yeah Ali. We all know hot good of a lady man you are so give us some tips

Legers - I'm sure you mean Ladies man. Lady man sounds like lady boy - which is something quite different.....

Sorry Ali, didn't even think that it might sound offensive. But Wysi is right, Ladies Man is what I meant.

Legers, thanks for the lovely compliment. I have always wanted to be described as 'hot good'. I can die happy.

Oh, I'm sure you could both teach me a trick or two about flirting on trains. Someone came up to me on the train the other day and I thought I was in there, She asked me where I was going that evening and I said London.

'Day return? That'll be ten pounds forty,' she said.

Am I the new Jimmy Cricket?

(Legers, he is an appalling comedian, btw)

I am not a ladies' man; I am hot good, babe.

Ali - so now the are th Hot Good AWAW! Sounds awesome

You know, and this is quite interesting, I also get approached by women of that kind. They first ask where is that I'm going, and after I, all excited that I'll have someone to watch TV with, tell them the destination, the ask me to pay them!!! How radiculous is that.
I understand if they took money for their time like the "street ladies" but they just take the money and leave

it must be a cult

'Hot good AWAW'. Cripes, I can't go wrong with a monicker like that.

Legers, on the pullability scale I probably rate below Brad Pitt and just above Boris Yeltsin.

I can also see Hazel going weak at the knees...

That's terrible, Legers.

I still reckon you are a bit of a wow with the women, even though all those unscrupulous wenches nicked all your money.

I'm sure than more than 1/5 of the world is prettier that Boris Yeltsin. And that is only cause of his "sexy spot" on the forehead. Always wanted one like that, I'd be unstopable.

Hazel always had an eye on ya.

I have never tried just marching up to men & demanding money - could work maybe

Ali - if Tony Soprano can become a Sex God there is hope for everyone! Anyway - who goes for Brad Pitt? He is lower than Jude Law..

Demending money always work, but you have to be careful so that noone will think you are a "night butterfly"

Admit it Wysi, if Brat Pitt came up to ya with an invitation, you would have accepted him.

Hazel is hopelessly in love with Sport, Legers. She wouldn't look at another man. Ever.

you think?

Well, its always good to have a girl that you can have some guys talk with, don't ya think so?