h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Your right Alistair-Never have, and never will be but saying that i disagree with the amount of Asylum Seekers been let into the UK.but that issues for one of the other boards..anyway you know me i'm a b.gga for winding people up and the ones that bite i do it to all the more.Shhhhhhhh dont tell anyone one i said that.

Hi Scarlet-It does hum a bit but its funny i go out the backdoor and it reeks of pig shhhhht and theres flies as big as helcopters whipping round my head i think it must be this new gel i'm trying out.I go out the frontdoor and its like the Chelsea Flower Show its smells like a French Madams Bedroom....did i tell you about the guy with the horsebox he whips down the lane and knocks me fence post over so no mucking about i gets in the car whips after him and its only the guy that runs the riding school.anyway he's just getting out of his 4 wheel drive and i collared him i give him a few choice words that made his wifes hair curl even more.So i calm down and start chatting to the guy and guess what i come away with 3 bags of horse crap for me roses and ever since then he's been leaving a couple of bags on my doorstep every week now.But my roses and strawberries are the best in G/Ayton even the Vicars taking the roses for the Church and the strawberries well the townies buy them

Yes, I had noticed that you like trying to wind people up - you have been doing it for several months - and I guess you have your own reasons for doing so. You might argue some of us might do the same with by our relentless quizzing and parodying of Ian Johnston but I think he tends to respond positively to a challenge and enjoys the craic. Besides, most of us are rather fond of Ian. Are you Ian, by any chance?

As for attacking people under assumed names, I hope it stops because it is becoming malicious.

Do feel free to write in a normal style - you are clearly highly intelligent and literate and can write perfectly well - and, if you like, tell us a little bit more about yourself. You never know, we might get along.

You live in Great Ayton, Doug? My sister's family lives up there - we might have mutual friends?

Yes i do Alistair-I've been living in G/A for aprox 4 years now its a great place but i'm thinking of moving to Carlton in Cleveland its just past Guisbrough on the the road to Whitby you turn right as you c.me out of of Gis/bro and follow the moor road its just near Danby.Its one helluva of a village.but getting back to G/Ayton i have a pint in a pub Called the Tile Sheds so if your sisters family drink in there i'll probably know them.

Hello all.
I have to work AGAIN.... So I'll talk to ya all tomorrow

Good Morning Legers -old chap...well we all have to do a bit you know to keep the home fires Burning.Remember loose lips sinks ships..and always do like Dad does keep Mum.

Why can't I simply win a million or so?

Hi Legers,
yes I've often asked myself the same Q.

I know!!!
When I was a kid I always looked through places that had high grass in hope of finding a million or at least a forgoten car

Once I was trying on a dress in a shop & I found a ring in the pocket. I didn't want to get it out in the (communal) changing room so I bought the dress at least partly because of the ring. When I got outside I looked at it - it was a kids plastic "diamond". That's what you get for wanting something for nothing

I still wonder how it got there..

lol
Some kid probably played a joke on ya

You know who could give us a million? Bill Gates. Statisticly, he would lose money if he stopped to pick up a $100 bill that would lye on the ground

Oooooh I'm not greedy - don't need Gates or JK Rowlings type of money. Just a simple £1mill would do it

So - what exciting things have you been up to?

Hello,

Don't mind me if I barge into your conversation. I have been traipsing around the whole of H2G2 looking for a couple of friends of mine.

You haven't seen anyone who answers to the name of 'Magster', 'Wysiwyger', 'Legers' or 'Chertsey Girl', have you?

Oh well.

Nothing xciting

Working, riding the subway, some flirting, and now computer

you?

Never heard of them. Sound like a right dodgy bunch to me

Legers - same for me except no flirting

Oh, thanks.

Sorry for troubling you.

So Ali - what have you been doing? Flirting, like Legers

Hazel,

Nah, haven't done any of that sort of thing since about 1997.

So, Legers, with whom have you been flirting? The subway?