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Magster?

Post 1

Bushwhack'd

Got any jigsaws?


Magster?

Post 2

V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class.

Wotcha!


Magster?

Post 3

Bushwhack'd

Oh hello V Max! Hang on a second here ...

Are you Magster in disguise? Or have you simply wandered into this space by accident?


Magster?

Post 4

Bushwhack'd

Don't make too much noise and fuss V Max, you big lug! This may not be "The Magster Woman" of R5 Live noteriety but some innocent by-standing caught in the cross-fire ...


Magster?

Post 5

V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class.

Bushy,

I'm no-one in disguise (yet...) as you well know. Bad boy! Gotta be TMW, hasn't it?


Magster?

Post 6

Bushwhack'd

Not necessarily! Could be a geezer called Maguire?


Magster?

Post 7

Pat Pending

The intro suggests not a geezer (dream on Bushy), and if it's not TMW, then it's a bit freaky that her 'Personal Space' was created today, the very day you mentioned h2g2.

Is this you TMW?


Magster?

Post 8

Bushwhack'd

Obviously Magster has seen you two ugly bugs hiding in the bushes (no pun intended!) and does not want to show herself! Might I suggest you two "clear orf" and I will tame her and bring her eover to "Is this ....." when she is good and ready?

smiley - whistle


Magster?

Post 9

V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class.

Bushy,

Yeah sure, we trust you completely, whatever you say mate, I'll just be off then, seeya, bye...


Magster?

Post 10

Bushwhack'd

No peeking now V Max! Magster is very shy ...


Magster?

Post 11

V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class.

Ignore me, I'm just looking for badgers...

smiley - whistle


Magster?

Post 12

Bushwhack'd

Badgers? Are you some sort of Master Baiter or something?

Looks like The Magster Man may have arrived home early this afternoon and dragged The Magster Woman away from her PC?


Magster?

Post 13

V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class.

Sorry, did I say "looking for badgers?". I was just stretching my, errr...legs. Actually, I wasn't there at all.
Good day to you, sir.


Magster?

Post 14

Bushwhack'd

Shhh ... Oh now look, she was just about to take a small piece of food from hand! She's scampered off again now!


Magster?

Post 15

V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class.

Beautiful markings, hey? And so graceful.


Magster?

Post 16

Bushwhack'd

Yes... Magnificent! Truly wonderful, I'm over-awed, really I am. I have never seen such poise, such grace, such slenderous allure ...

Pass me my shotgun, there's a good chap!


Magster?

Post 17

The Magster

Here I am dr Bushy. Sorry I didn't reply earlier but I had to go play mommies with the kids. This is a fleeting visit because I now have to go collect no1 son from football smiley - smiley By the way Dr dear, you are a cheeky sod, my head still hurts from where you hit me over the head and dragged me into the cave. Don't think too much of your choice in decor smiley - smiley I shall return later when you've redecorated.


Magster?

Post 18

V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class.

I know what you mean, that head would look absolutely magnificent over the captain's fireplace.

Aim low, and try not to ruin the pelt.


Magster?

Post 19

V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class.

Ooops, hello Magster, please ignore that last post, we weren't planning to cut your head off, honest...

smiley - biggrin


Magster?

Post 20

Bushwhack'd

smiley - whistle Whatever do you mean Magster ..? Me? Cheeky sod? How dare you madame?

You a post-modernist cave-woman or art deco?

LOL! V Max, the pelt? You're in big "trub" mate when she gets back from collecting sonny-boy! Bit feisty eh? smiley - smiley


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