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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 25, 2003
Bushy,
After a build-up like that I can only be a disappointment!
Magster - don't read this:
Is a book token OK Bushy, 'cos I'm a bit tight-fisted at the moment?
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The Magster Posted Mar 25, 2003
Max, after that description I shall be turning up on your doorstep 
, mind we would have to be careful as I am considerably heavier than your good self. 
Still no e-mail...arrggghhhh.
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 25, 2003
Magster (DO NOT READ THIS)
V Max, a book token is more than acceptable, thank you.
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 25, 2003
Magster,
When you get your e-mail working I've returned the compliment for your "big fat geezer in the Gorbals" e-mail!
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The Magster Posted Mar 25, 2003
Oh Max I can't wait...I shall mount it in a frame, pop it by my bed side and kiss you good night every night 
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Lew De Crow Posted Apr 27, 2003
Hi Magster
Ever since I found out that Chopsycow had silicon breasts it's really turned me off her, I only like the real thing. From now on I shall only have eyes for you.
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The Magster Posted Apr 27, 2003
ROFL Lew, you naughty man. Are you always so lax with your affections, transfering them with ease? Ah well, what the heck, I'm game. Now where shall I start with this massage.....head or toes?
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Lew De Crow Posted Apr 27, 2003
Hello my little petal
I am never lax with my affections
you will be forever my true love and I'd love to see that slight wobble when you run.
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Lew De Crow Posted Apr 27, 2003
After you have massaged my ego Magster, you can start somewhere in between.
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The Magster Posted Apr 27, 2003
Toes, I think Lew...have you read all the back chat? Seems like you have....are you another voyeur perchance ?
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The Magster Posted Apr 28, 2003
Hmmm, now where have I heard that before?
Lew I am too knackered tonight dear, could you pull me nightie down for me when you've finished? Thanks, there's a love.
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Lew De Crow Posted May 3, 2003
Certainly will do. The SAS has taught me to get in and out without you realising I've been.
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The Magster Posted May 4, 2003
Lew, I shall have to leave you on a slow boil for a couple of weeks whilst I get brown, laze around, get drunk, etc...you get the picture 
Keep yourself warm for me and watch out for that Lou, 'cos she's trouble with a capital 'T'. 
Here I go 
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Lew De Crow Posted May 26, 2003
Hi Magster baby
Just got back from a fortnight break myself, sounds as if we were doing the same thing, getting drunk, lazing about and going brown
.We could have been to the same place,as I noticed a few wobbles.Talking about a slow boil, do you think Bushwhack's intentions towards Lou are strictly honourable?
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The Magster Posted May 26, 2003
Hello Lew I wondered where you had got to and as the chopsy one is away at present I couldn't ask if you were OK. Glad to see that you are
My tan is fast disappearing due to inclement weather in this bloody cold, dark, damp country. I want to emmigrate but Mr Magster says I have to wait for a few years. Huh!
As to Bushy's intentions, I can only say that Bushy's intentions towards any woman are dishonourable. He is a lust crazed, sex maniac who would bonk anything in a skirt apart from ian johnston (he's scottish so even if he wears a kilt, I think he's safe.) Does that make you feel happy?
Have a drink of 
because the Wolves got promoted 
. Oh happy day
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louloubelle Posted May 27, 2003
Ahem!!!
Lust??? Sex crazed??? Is he Magster??...I like him already!
Did you have a nice holiday Lew? I have been away too...but only to sunny Scotland...bit quiet 'round here innit?
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