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Lew De Crow Posted May 30, 2003
Hi Magster darling 
I'm very sorry my last message disgusted you. I will therefore be very careful what I write in the future 
.As a matter of fact I am not a bad cook and can get by on most dishes but I wouldn't dream of wasting time in the kitchen on our first date 
. You'll be wined and dined in a romantic restaurant. Then I shall prepare for you my speciality dessert course. You can't imagine what I can do with fresh fruit, whipped cream, chopped nuts and grated chocolate 
. Eat your heart out Chopsy because this beats all the boring recipes on Bushy's page.
Love
Lew
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The Magster Posted May 30, 2003
You know Lew, I love romantic restaurants but I don't like being an exhibitionist (only in my own back garden)so what happens when the urge grips me half way through the meal...as it often does.....to get rampant with the food and your body? Much better if you cook and I pop round...that way if the urge does appear it can be satisfied immediately
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Lew De Crow Posted May 30, 2003
Hi Magster
Darling, don't think I'm that easy. You will have to control yourself,I like to woo a lady properly.I feel you only want me for my body. So if you feel you can't contain your self for to long we can always get a chinese takeaway and get straight down to it.
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The Magster Posted May 30, 2003
ROFL Lew. Now let's get things straight here. You older chappies call it wooing, we younger wimmin call it foreplay. Food is excellent foreplay, not just the eating thereof but the preparation, the cooking, the presentation. It's all one long foreplay session
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Lew De Crow Posted May 30, 2003
Older chappies Magster. Now foreplay I understand, thats what I was on about with the pineapple.
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The Magster Posted May 30, 2003
LOL Lew...you dirty, dirty boy you
What other entertainment do you like to show the ladies? (Serious sort of question this, no sexual innuendo intended.)
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louloubelle Posted May 30, 2003
Once again Mags...I had a lucky escape...which would you rather??? A king prawn curry & fried rice with Lew...or whipped cream with Dermott?
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The Magster Posted May 30, 2003
Lou, to be honest I would rather have one of Mr Magsters meals. He is a sublime cook even though I do not get the treat every week. In fact I don't believe that there is a man alive that could come anywhere near Mr Magster for anything. He is handsome, gorgeous, caring, loving, always puts me first, a brilliant cook, excellent lover, intelligent, witty, sociable, young, and has a cute butt
Plus he puts up with me and my moods (which are not pretty) and he trusts me implicitly even though he knows I am an incorrigible flirt, plus he always lets me put my cold feet on his belly on those dark and cold winter evenings.
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The Magster Posted May 30, 2003
If another woman touched him Lou, she would dead within five minutes of doing so 
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Lew De Crow Posted Jun 1, 2003
Sounds the perfect male Magster (not unlike myself)but I don't think it's only the women you have to watch. You have made him sound so wonderful, you will have to keep an eye on the shirt lifting pillow biters.
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louloubelle Posted Jun 1, 2003
Well Magster what can I say??!! You've no worries...way too nice for Lou! (has he got money too)??!!
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The Magster Posted Jun 2, 2003
Lou and Lew...I don't make him sound wonderful, he is wonderful He isn't loaded Lou, hubbie No1 was seriously loaded and seriously mean and shitty too, tried it and didn't like it. Many men have tried Lew but they have all failed.
Now Lew, let's hear about your qualities,my dear 
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Lew De Crow Posted Jun 2, 2003
Sorry Magster not at my best today, got mugged in Dover 
.Wouldn't mind but I lost the van that I had hired as well.Right now I don't think I've got many qualities nor when I can afford to eat again 
.
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louloubelle Posted Jun 2, 2003
Ignore me Magster...it just occurred to me that Mr. Lou is shitty and skint..what am I talking about... DOH!!!!!
One out of 2 would,I suppose, be acceptable!
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The Magster Posted Jun 3, 2003
Lew ...what do you mean you were mugged in Dover? Are you OK? Did the muggers get anything valuable? Do you need lots of 's and 's? Tell Auntie Magster everything.
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The Magster Posted Jun 3, 2003
Lou, if he's that bad, get rid. It's hard to break the status quo but even harder to stay where it isn't comfortable and nice
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The Magster Posted Jun 3, 2003
Bushy...who are you and who invited you? You're just jealous aren't you, when you are not the centre of attention
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