h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hiya David

I was on pre-mod,in fact the whole of hootoo was put on pre-mod due to the strike,but hopefully things will resume to normal asap..as for upsetting people,,,well i have upset one person on here,but not intentionally.,but thats another issue.,its the way i type things sometimes,comes out wrong,or i'm p***ed when i'm typing,so that comes out wrong too.either its that or they take my posts the wrong way..oh well theres nothing i can do about it....

Anyway hope you had a good weekend,
have youself a good day,take care.

Em

Hi Em,

My weekend was crap really, though one good point is that no one tried to beat me up .

You looked like you were having a good time. You really do have a busy social life don't you. Well at least I'm off this weekend and I am actually going out on Friday, first time in 5 weeks.

Helen's class is doing a school play this afternoon, she is being a tomato, should be fun .

Well have a good day yourself.

David XxX

Hiya David

Awwww i love kids plays,be sure to take your tissues with you,or is that just us women that cry at that sort of thing.

yeah i really did have an excellent night on saturday,i looked really bad tho,but who cares eh!!!,and at least you didn't get beat up this weekend,which is always a good thing.,

At least your able to go out this friday night and get drunk,i'm babysitting this fri,from 11:0'clock in the morning until the sat,ive gotta pick the devil child nephew up from school,then keep him all day/night just to give me sister a break,awwww arnt i nice..i'll probably just take them the Micklehead to get them outta me hair for a couple of hours,they do like it there,and those slides are great,ive been up& down them a few times myself,god i'm a big kid.

I'm out again on sat night tho,i was supposed to be going watching Embrace in concert again in Leeds,but something has happened which i didn't really like,and so i told my mate i aint going now,so instead i'm going watching my nieces/boyfriend in his band in town (citadel),then no doubt go out and get hammered again,so if your working or out be sure to say hellllooooooo
As for having a busy social life...well yeah my whole life is busy,,i'm a full time single mum,,,i'm a full time care worker,,if i'm not busy doing things for myself i/e shopping...then i'm helping others do theirs..then when i wanna go out ive gotta split my free time with different mates,coz i'm always being asked to go out ,see i'm the joker of the bunch,life and soul of the party me yunno..,tho seriously,my mates have gotta give a couple of weeks notice most times,due to me already booked up and going out with different mates etc.....so yep busy bee most of the time me.

hopefully tho while the kids are off school next week,i may try and take my little one to wales for a few days,we went a couple of times last year and he loved it,and he keeps asking me to go back.We went to the sun centre last time for a day,and those water slides are excellent,i think i was splashing round and going on the slides more than anybody else was,so much fun,you should take your Helen,i'm sure she would absolutly love it.aswell as you of course,you'll be like a big kid again..(flippin eck that'll take you back some years..).
I also took him to the copper mines at The Great Orme ,he loved it there too, coz its like a underground cave we could walk down,so obviously he thought it was like stuff to do with dinosaur times,,but this time i'm gonna see if i can find the right way to the Museum that has dinosaurs in,i forget where it is,but i did end up getting lost somewhere around the Menai-Bridge(or summat like that).

anyway i'll sign off for now,ive waffled on enough,maybe see you on tonight??,tho for me it will be after 10:30,i'm working today

s n stuff.
xxxx

Well Helen made a very cute tomamto, she got her lines right and was the star of the show, well I think so anyway. And no, I didn't cry but I am a hard hearted man, but I was proud.


Well what has happened ?, not going to see Embrace, I thought you really fancied their singer ?, have you fallen out with your mate ?, sorry none of my business.

This weekend I am not working so I will not be able to say hello, My other half is taking Helen to Doncaster this weekend to see her grand parents so I am on my own !!! great . Hopefully I will get lucky on Friday, nah, not that bothered really.

I love them water parks too, I usually go to Center Parcs every year and they have great water slides, but the best I have been to was a place called Blizzard Beach in Florida, and you are being very cheeky again young lady !!, . I may be older than you, or should I say more experianced, but I can still remember what its like to be young, in fact I don't feel much different at 44 as I was at 14. Just have less hair . And I think I have said us men get better as we get older .

Helen is off for two weeks which has caused loads of problems, but I am off with her in the second week. I may well take her to Wales, the copper mines sound good, she loves stuff like that.

Love David XxX

Hiya David

Awwww bless,i bet she was great as a tomato..i cry me eyes out at stuff like that,i'm a big softy sometimes.

As for my concert,well i wasn't impressed with my mate,he booked a hotel room with a double bed hoping i'd spend the night,even when i'd previously told him i didn't want to stay over when he first got the tickets,so ive told him i aint going..you see he has a crush on me,and would probably walk over hot coals just to go out with me,tho sadly i don't feel the same way.he's a nice bloke an all,but not for me!!!,he was the one that has bought me tickets for the concerts of Embrace twice before,as a supprise..
And yeah the singer ..Danny..has the phwoooooooorrrrrrr factor ........

The copper mines ..its nothing overly spectacular,its just a little cave that you can walk down,and its lit up,its great for little ones,but i don't think its worth all that long drive just to see it.its just i was in wales for a few days,and thought little-un may like it.. i wouldn't mind going visiting one of the castles this time too... or mabe trying my hardest to find port merrium(or summat like that),to visit that little village again,where The Prisoner was filmed..(i'm not a number,i'm a free man....That one)

Wow you have been to Florida,,,,,i would love to go,my mate lives over there so she said i could stay with her,i may take her up on that offer one of these days.,i'm sure i'll get there one day,aswell as canada<fingerscrossed).

As for the older man being more experienced,i may have to try one coz these young lads are crap,

I've got to admire your mate for trying. A double bed !!, a great move, pity for him it didn't work for him, must give him 10 out of 10 for effort though.

I've been to Port Merrian (spelling ?), its very picturesque, you have to pay to get in ! and when you do there is not much to do except look at the scenary, there isn't even a beach or a harbour to wonder round. I wouldn't bother if I was you, unless you are a great 'prisoner' fan.

Yeah, went to Florida in 1998, with my old family, my son loved it and so did I, some bad memories though, my then wife and I had a bad fight there and split up two weeks after our return.

Why you so struck with Canada ?, looks a big boring place to me, full of mounties,bolar bares, snow and arrogant Frenchies, or perhaps its the mounties that you like !

As for the older blokes, well I agree with you, you can't beat experiance !, did you have anyone in mind ? .

10 out of 10 for trying...but with the wrong person...bless him,i'm sure he'll meet someone one day.

Ive been to Port Merrian?,last year,i enjoyed walking around it ,tho i was with my little-un,,sister,bro-in-law and devil child nephew...and devil child spoiled it for us all really,so i wouldn't mind just maybe having another walk round.

Yep it must be the mounties,..
I think its just to go and see the senery,and travel from Alaska..red indian territory,to Vancouver, baniff(sp?),to torronto..etc...i just really don't know what it is,i only know ive really wanted to go since being a child,i must have watched The Waltons too much as a kid

"have i got someone in mind"..erm yeah that Danny from Embrace if i ever got me mitts on him,or maybe Kelly Jones-stereophonics frontman,phhhhwooooooorrrrrrr,...tho i doubt that ever happening,i can dream tho

I also find other peoples kids a pain in the neck !, I don't mind kids, I love my own of course, but some of them are horrible, you have to blame the parents I suppose, but they can be little monsters. But is the devil child that bad ?, perhaps he/she has been spoiled rotten.

My brother has been skiing in Banff, says it was brill, hope you make it there someday.

I don't really fancy anyone famous, I just like people I know, having said that I do like Kirsten Dunst, Gwen Stafani and of course, there is that great dilema, Kylie or Danni, must go for Kylie !.

Well my dear I am in Crown Court all tomorrow so I must be off to bed, the judge would not like me over sleeping.

Wont be around tomorrow night, a little matter of a football match will keep me away.

Speak soon, love etc, David XxX

I'm up when the sparrows fart in the morning too..6:30am,but just not tired yet..

ooooo crown court eh!!!!,ive been to liverpool crown court,tho only doing jury service..
as for tomorrow,i will have my Liverpool top on ,and watch the match somewhere,if i can..

take care tomorrow,,


Goodnight,sweetdreams,and watch bedbugs don't bite..


love n hugs n stuff
Em
xXx

WHHHHOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO
what a feckin match that was eh!!!!!
ive bitten all me nails off,pulled me hair out,lost me voice,me neighbours needed ear plugs,and was on the edge of me seat most of that match,well deserved that was..



hope you had a good un!!

My dear Em !!!!!!.

I can't believe it. What a game what, a performance, what a result !.

I am very drunk at the momemnt, and I would like to say this is one of the best days of my life !.

The atmospher in the 7 stars was incredible, I am very emotional at the moment and I love everyone, especially you .

Unfortunately I said at half time that I would show my arse on the town hall steps if we won, and the bloke to whom I said it wants me to do it.

I wont tell you when I will do this cos I am sure you would turn up for a laugh.

Loads of love and kisses from your good mate, David.

Hiya David

Wow it was absolutly superb that match,nail biting stuff it was..

so your pi**ed eh!!!,now that doesn't supprise me any,just wish i was... and if your gonna show your arse on the town hall steps,let me know,i'll bring all me mates along,we could all do with a laugh..

and i know when i'm drunk i love the whole world,so i can only imagine how your feeling after that match and being drunk..awww bless ya cotton socks

Good Morning David

I bet youv'e got hangover this morning,hope its not too bad for you,i'll be at town hall at noon to watch you show your arse,i'll take me camera, then print it off and post them through all the doors in town,send to the printers to print in the weekly star/reporter,get them enlarged and show them in all the shop windowsooooooo this could be good blackmailing stuff this

i can just see the headlines now..."do you know this arse..(_!_)".. .obviously only kiddin.

hey theres another reason to get hammered on friday night now..Liverpool winning.

oh well i'm on work till 10pm again today,so if your around later,chat then eh??
have yourself a great day,i would imagine you'll be taking it easy though today.


Em....XxX

Dear Em,

Yes I did have a bad hangover today but unfortunately I was up at 6am to be in work for 7. So I couldn't take it easy, and then we were told we had to work a 12 hour shift as the afternoon section were going to Liverpool to do the home comimg. A long day feeling rough and I am totally knackered now.

Worse than the hangover is a little footballing injury I picked up last night. When Liverpool scored one of their goals I jumped up and strained my right bollo*k. Been walking with a limp all day (and don't say 'a limp what ?') I know how your mind works!!.

As for pictures of my bum, that would be scary, blown up pictures of it all round town, it would everyone off their . I will have to go down the gym for a few weeks and then get some veet on it, I wouldn't want anybody to my dangle berries.

I may go to bed early tonight I can hardly keep my eyes open, so if we don't chat tonight, speak soon.

Love David XxX

Hiya David

awwwww you got yourself an injured bo***k,awww bless i would offer to kiss it better for you but........i won't,i can't really sympathise with you either,obviously coz i don't have them myself,,could you not just put some ice on it,orhot-water bottle,and take some strong painkillers.,either that or get someone to stroke it better for you..

anyway are you still around,or have you buggered off to bed

Sorry Em, I must have buggered off to bed !

As for my injury it is still sore , I think you are right I need someone to kiss or stroke it better, perhaps I will meet a not so nice girl who will do it tonight!. Having said that I think sex would be out of the question, just too painful to have someone bouncing away down there.

The other half is away til Monday so a whole weekend to myself, out tonight and perhaps Sunday too.

Hope you are not to stressed out babysitting and have a good night tomorrow.

Speak soon, lots of love David XxX

Hiya David


hope your nights going well(as i type this at just gone 1am),sorry i didn't reply before but there was far too much on the telly tonight that i was watching,
Yeah the babysitting has gone okay today,theyv'e not been much trouble really,and my nephew who would have normally have been up a couple of times by now,hasn't been up yet.but thats coz i told him before he went to bed,if he wakes up,not to come down,and if he starts crying to go into another room to cry,not to wake the other one up..well he mustv'e listened,coz he's stayed asleep.

Anyway i don't expect a reply ,cuz you may have got lucky tonight,or your just too drunk,and its too late.
and its my turn to get hammered tomorrow night,oooo and i might get lucky,or maybe not....

anyway hope youv'e had a good un!!!,and have a wonderful weekend,it'll probably be lovely and quiet at yours.being child/wife free.

chat later
Love n Stuff

Em

xXx

Well my dearest Em

Its about 2.40 am I didn't get lucky,. I'm home all alone and the nearest I got to a shag was from my brothers ex wife!. She was up for it but I couldn't be bothered, beside it would be morally wrong,

I hope the weekend will be good , no kids and no other half, we are not married.

Goodnight, Llve David XxX

PS if you would like to meet let me know, if not, thats fine too.

Wow ! what a hangover .

Well I got totally hammered last night, there was a leaving do at work and it was another 5 o'clock start.

Nearly got beaten up by the bouncers at the Dali bar. I had trainers on and they wouldn't let me. I have been in the Dali bar before with trainers and I could see people in there then with them on. I pointed this out to the bouncer and he started coming the hard man toward me. I wont take any crap of a bouncer and things were not looking too good, but just then two police men walked by and when the bouncer realised I was in the police he backed down. Lucky for me !, anyway I didn't go in there and ended up in Panama's.

There I saw my brothers ex wife who I think was coming on to me, but although I was drunk, I was not THAT drunk. I do have some morals so I made my excuses and left. Apart from that town was dead, and boring, woke up this morning with a head ache and £40 poorer. No doubt I will do it again though.

As far as that last bit about meeting you, I am sure that we will eventually bump into each other one of these nights.

Anyway hope you have a good night tonight, don't get too drunk, stay out of trouble and take care of yourself.

Hugs and kisses, David XxX

Hiya David


Urrrrgggghhhhh i'm feeling pretty rough today,2nights of heavy drinking round town.my liver,kidneys& bank balance are now protesting..it was a good couple of nights tho.I was ridiculously drunk,and no doubt will live to regret one or two things.
Did you go round town lastnight,it was quite busy.,i cant believe me mate actually made us queue up just to get in the dali bar,i must be mad.

Anyway i hope your well,have a great day whatever you may be doing.
chat later