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Hi Em ,

I know how you feel, I got drunk again yesterday, I was meant to go to town but ended up at a neighbours barbie, sat in the garden all afternoon and most of the night drinking bottles of Stella. I must have caught the sun because all my forehead and nose are peeling.

My partner is back today, so its the end of my weekend of freedom. Now I have to clean the house up and do a few jobs, otherwise she will have a right moan.

On nights all week til Friday so I may not have much chance to chat this week.

I would never queue to get in the Dali Bar, especially after Friday night, but do tell me what have you done that you will regret?. I hate it when you wake up and think NOOOOOOOOOO, I can't believe I did that, and then your mate phones up to tell that, yes, you did do it!.

Anyway, time to get the hoover out,

Speak soon, David XxX

Hi Em .

How has your week been?. I've just finished nights so I am tired but not too bad.

I expect you are out on the town tonight, I wish I was, my better half and me have just had an argument which is unsual for us, she has accused me of accessing inappropiate sites on the net. This is not true but she wont have it. As a result she has put something called 'net nanny' on the computer which stops access to these sites. That is not a problem to me but it also checks all messages and texts you send and recieve. As a result I cannot look through our previous posts as it denies me access!, not that we have posted anything offensive.

On the ones I can access is has replaced the kisses I usually send you with hashes, ###, does not have the same effect.

Anyway, hope you are well, if you reply to this keep it clean!!, not that you are not the soul of descretion anyway.

Take care of yourself, love n stuff David

Hiya David,


I was in Wales at the weekend,so no i didn't get out,tho probably will be out on the town this week..
i took little-un away for a short break,it was great,nice to get away from round here for abit.

Wow round here was full of men in uniforms yesterday,,,it was drooooooool city,me head was like it was on a wobble stick,i couldn't keep me eyes still,..pwoooorrrrrrr.*wolf*

anyway i hope your well,chat soon..

Who were they ? Firemen ?, I know the girls love them guys, apparently they have big choppers!.

Just got back from Wales myself, had a day out with Helen in Llandudno, did all the usual things, took the tram up the Great Orme, went down the pier and had a paddle in the sea. It was a great day, Helen loved it and the weather was glorious.

Where in Wales did you go, hope you had a good time.

Speak soon,

Hiya David

I too went to Llandudno for four days,just me and little-un,i also traveled up to the Great Orme,once by car,then visited the copper mines up there,and on monday we took the tram up but walked back down,which was lovely.,the weather was okay too,did abit of raining on one day,but was only a slight drizzle,didn't keep us in.
i was a nice break for us.

As for the men in uniforms,well there was loadsa police and firemen,...streets got blocked off,and people had to be evacuated for 24hrs,...apparently kids set fire to some garages that contained gas cannisters,and asbestos ...and the whole thing was a pain in the @rse.....well all appart from the loadsa men in uniforms.

anyway hope your well,chat soon

Hi Em .

Hows things with you, did you have a good weekend ? been out at all ?.

I've been working all weekend, as usual have not been out or done anyhting worth telling you about. Off Wednesday and Thursday and start nights on Friday, I can't believe how quick they come round.

Got a couple of nights of freedom this week, the other half is going to watch U2 in Manchester tomorrow and is staying over and on Wednesday she is at a course in Derby and staying over then too (or at least that is what she is telling me!).

I was off last week when you had all the excitement, so none of them fit bobbies was me , were you evacuated?, apparently only a couple of families moved out over night, the rest took their chances of being blown up!.

Are you taking the little chap anywhere in the summer, I could use some ideas as to what to do with Helen, though we are going to Jersey for a week.

Hope you are well, you never know we may be on line at the same time one of these days ! and have a chat .

Love David ###

whoohooo your on

Awwwwwww where have you gone..

you where on the list just,and now youv'e disapeared again



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Em,

I only come on here to see if you have replied or if you are logged on, then I disappear again, sorry to have missed you again .

Speak soon, I hope,

hey i'm still here...*waves*

Sorry , I did not see your name on the list, I've just noticed that you have changed it, I was looking for Cutie Chops!.

Speak soon xCCx, love DAvid

Hiya David

well i'm still here again..
tho i bet youv'e buggered off again now tho..

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You are right I didn't even check to see if you were on, you usual post late at night, I really am stupid sometimes.

Speak soon, I hope. David xxxx

oh my god if your still here and reply to me,i'll show my @rse on the town hall steps...














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oh well,your name was on the list when i came on,and now its not again


looks like i'll be showing me @rse then,and thats enough to put anyone of their pint n pizza












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I am sure its a very nice @rse

well by the flippin eck,i'll eat my hat...look who it is,hello stranger

how are you doing..





Em
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I'm fine darlin' how are you ?.

Just chilling, listening to music and drinking a bottle of stella. Start nights tomorrow, so my last chance to drink and sleep for a few days. You out this weekend ?, I will be on the look out for you, god that sounds like I am a stalker, if you see a polive car at the bottom of your road it will be me !!!, thing is I don't know were you live, so you are safe

Ha!, I see you are back as *cuttie Chops, much easier to see if you are on line now.

don't become another stalker,ive had enough of stalker-ish blokes,

I was supposed to be out tomorrow night,tho i don't know if i am,ive gotta see my mate first,tho saying that i only finnish work at 10pm,so it would be 11pm before i even get out.
and sat night...well ive just got a txt through inviting me to a 21st,but i dunno..
anyway if i'm out i'll say hello to all coppers in passing,and maybe drool aswell,
if you see me,i'm sure you'll know its me,
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