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Hiya David


trying me best to type here slowly coz im drunk...
yeah had agreat nite . in warrington.got chatted up bt a 23yr old,awww bless his cotton socks,i did tell him i was to old forhim and i'd eat him alivetis a shame,he did try hisbest with the chat up lines..

that kerry mcfadden/katona was out aswell,stood next to us,shes smaller than i thought she would be,quite pissed she was,but spose thats same as anyone out on a fri night.,i'm quite drunk too,but whoooooo cares!!!!!!

hope you have ad a good night

My dear Em, hope you have sobered up and your hang over was not too bad.

I've been ill for the last couple of days only got out of bed at 1pm today, I think its the flu, feel crap.

Well I am in the bad books at home. I told you I was going golfing on Friday?, anyway I was just on my way out of the door to go when Bleak Hill School called to say Helen had been sick and could I pick her up. I went and got her and she seemed OK, her usual bubbly self. I though the school must be over reacting so I took her to my aunty to look after. I would have cancelled the golf usually in these circumstances but I had already paid £30 and it was a team game and the lad I was playing with would not have been able to play without me. To cut a long story short, Helen continued to be sick all afternoon and now I am seen as a selfish unfit father who puts golf ahead of his daughters health. She may have a point, I don't know, what do you think?. She is not speaking to me and I have a feeling that she will start on the spliting up thing again, I'm not really bothered about that though.

How did the class reunion go?, My year at Rainford never had one, I still see all my school friends anyway so its not a great loss.

My mental picture of you would not be too dis similar from Kerry McFadden, (I'm sure you're a load nicer though)

You'll have to give me some of that 23 year old blokes chat up lines, I could do with some new ones.

Time for another lemsip, speak soon, Love David XxX

Hiya David

Yeah ive just about sobbered up,the last 2nights of hard drinking has taken its toll on me today,but ive still managed to wake up at 9am,(but still only got dressed after 11am)and go pick the little one up from me mums,aswell as my nephew and neice,take them all Macdonalds,then to southport..my lad started complaining of a sore stomach when we was there,so when we were coming home i gave him a carrier bag in case he was sick,he threw up everywhere got most of it in the bag but some went all over the seats in me car
,its a shame for him,he went really pale lookin and very lathargic after that,he's still throwing up now,well at the min he's asleep,but keeps waking up to be sick

anyway my friday night out in Warrington was good,i had such a laugh,told you i got chatted up by a 23yr old,well he was quite a cutie too,anyway i'm going meeting him tommorow,well up to now i am,but that also depends on weather the little un is better first........ooooo ive got a date

my class reunion was great,was great meeting up with everyone again,there was only 12 turned up,bbut that didn't spoil it anyway,,,theyv'e all asked me to organise another one soon,so i will do that asap

how are you today

I'm still sick, but I have to go into work today, it's double time on a Bank Holiday and I can't afford to turn that down. I'm fed up though, such a beautiful day.

Looks like there is some bug going round with these little un's being sick, hope he is better soon.

Owwww, got a date eh!!, hope it all goes well, perhaps he is the ONE, the knight in shinning armour, have a great time and let me know how it went.

Speak soon David XxX

Hiya David

well me little un finally stopped throwing up today about 3pm,so it was a 24hr bug he's had.he's still not brilliant,so i'll just have to keep him off school tomorrow,i had to phone in sick for work today,good job its also my day off tomorrow....

I didn't go on my date,well i couldn't really with little un being poorly,so ive had to re-arrange it,i'm quite shocked at myself for accepting a date,coz i normally refuse.oh well i'll see how it goes.i might have bagsyed myself a toyboy here,yunno what its like with these young lads,they like the older women,,,



Em.XxX

I just hope you can keep up with him

hey cheeky


anyway it would be the other way around,i'm quite the little minx when i want to be


nah actually ive forgot what its like to go on dates,ive forgot what to expectoh well see what happens on sat-nite if it still goes ahead..

how are you today,hows ya flu,are ya still feeling ill

My dear, dear Em, I am still a bit ill, but managed to get to the pub tonight to watch the football, and Liverpool beat Chelsea !!! so I am very happy. Hope your date goes well on saturday, if it doesn't you could always swap your 'toy boy' for a sugar daddy!! .

Love David XxX

..i dont think a sugar daddy would be able to keep up with me


i watched Liverpool scoreing that first goal,me & little one screamed the house down,god help me neighbours ears...but didn't watch much after half time,due to me watching other things..so was it 1-0 to Liverpool then

awww you poor thing still got flu,

Still got the flu, but you would be amazed how much better you feel after 6 pints of lager, no doubt I will suffer in the morning.

You're probably right about the sugar daddy, but having said that, there is no subsitute for experiance .

I wish you would tell me how to get all them icons, grrrr!!! your posts look so much better than mine !!.

No karaoke tonight ?

David XX

right well there's all the smileys,and now ive gotta ,ive gotta get ready for work...

i'll probably be back on later tonight if your on,bout 10:30+

oh just use all the smileys as the same way you do now...... ..<.>just use them around the word


have a good day whatever your doing..

>>>>>>>>>>>>>*waves*>>>>

i see you online..*waves*...

Dear Cutie Chops .

I've been ill most of the week and have not posted, I wasn't on the computer last night so I don't know who you were waving to, perhaps it was my other half having a nosey round, but I am sure she has not read any of our posts .

Well I've been off work with flu/ a bad cold and yesterday being polling day Helen was off school so I had to look after her. We went to an old haunted mansion in Lancashire, there is a 'Grey Lady' there who haunts the place. She starved herself to death because her beloved was killed in some war, and she wanted to be with him, ahhh isn't that romantic . Anyway I did not see her, not that I believe in .

Back to work tomorrow on days now til next weekend, then nights again, they come round so quick .

A big night for you tomorrow, the date with the toy boy, go easy on the poor fella, don't forget he is just a bloke!.

Speak soon, David XxX.

PS hope my icons work.

Hey David

where are you hiding????

Nowhere I,ve been here, off and on .

Hows things with you ? and how did the date go !.

I was ill most of last week and been working since, back on nights on Friday

Missed not talkking with you

Love David XxX

You still about Em ?,

David

Feeling very now, time for bed I think.

Hope to speak soon

Your friend, David XXx

..whoooohoo ya back,
Ive never seen you on here for days,

Well me date!! least said about that the better,he's a nice enough lad and all,but just not for me,I personally think i'd get bored of him..He works long hours,has his head in books when he's not working,and he does have a great job and all,buuuuut just generally the way he is,its not what i would go for in a person.
Though saying that i really don't know what i'm after anyway,i suppose i will when it comes along,i'm not gonna just settle for anything.


Missed talking to you too

Dear Em,

There you go again being too fussy, I think you just don't want anyone to get too close. There again I think you are enjoying the single life too much ! and there is nothing wrong with that, I'm just jealous . Oh to be young and free and single .

But Em, you are not getting any younger and you don't want to be left on the shelf and end up an old maid , only joking !.

Are you out this weekend ?, I'm on nights Friday Saturday and Sunday
, so I will be on the look out for you again.

David XxX

Hiya David


yeah your right i am too fussy,but i'm not just gonna settle for anyone,i'll end up getting bored,fed-up,not happy,so i just don't see a point in just going for the first person that comes along ,because i may end up hurting them,so i'll wait until someone comes along that i think shares my interests,has what i look for ..etc..etc.. that way i wont hurt anyone or be hurt myself.

single life is good though,although i do miss the small things in life when in a relationship,like holding hands,snuggling up and all that.


I don't think i'm out this weekend,ive no plans too anyway..but ill let you know if i am then you can look out for me..