h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

thou shalt not get caught

H2g2 rule 2 (subsection GB)

PANIC!!!

sell thy mother and thy father

I wouldn't say he was dim, but he was 2 braincells behind a plant

It would appear the Masters of Boredom have enlisted alien
allies. My powers will be more than a match for this beast.

Magneto from Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (2006)

Meaning is necessary in social processes. An absence of meaning in an activity or circumstance leads to an experience of boredom. This is a restless, irritable feeling that the subject's current activity or situation holds no appeal, and that there is a need to get on with something interesting. Thus boredom emotionally registers an absence of meaning and leads the actor in question towards meaning. Boredom, then, is central to key social processes centered on questions of meaningfulness. Given the pervasive preconditions for boredom, release from boredom is a factor that explains characteristic social practices, including risk taking and intergroup conflict.

Author: J. M. Barbalet

British Journal of Sociology, Volume 50, Issue 4 December 1999

[I'm not picking on you, TT. Probly just a bit bored.]

"Don't not panic."

--The Hitchiker's Guide to the Panic Button

"It does not do to dwell on chocolate and forget to live."
Professor Albus Dumbledore

"Human females are so eccentric!" -- Lursa (Star Trek Generations)

A funny thing didn't happen on the way to the Colosseum.

A funny thing happened on the way to the colostomy.

{Well the patient was in stitches}

A funny thing happened


an amnesiac

I think I think, therefore am I???



GT

A booby is hatched every minute.
--P. T. Barnum

Women and I - chest of friends and bosom buddies

'Good day, my dear,' she said softly, 'If you would kindly gaze into your reflection.... Take your time, now … then tell me what you see within it… Professor Trelawney Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Another thing happened......


Another amnesiac..


GT

Andrews Sisters

Money is the root of all evil
Money is the root of all evil
Won't contaminate myself with it
Take it away, take it away, take it away
- but not yet...

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

He may look like a politician and talk like a politician but don't let that fool you. He really is a politician.

Groucho Marx