h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Who supplied the bow and arrow? Probably the CIA because they thought sparrows were less likely to veer towards socialism at the time.

"post 694 - case not closed who supplied the bow and arrow" [pebblederook]

Probably Clarence Darrow.

Who Killed Cock Robin has been discovered to be a medieval plaint about male impotence.

On the Good Ship Lollipop there's a no-wait dentist.

Tomorrow is another week.

Revenge is best served pickled.

It's a good day to think!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
a time machine set for twelve days earlier.

On my first day of freedom my true god gave to me,
A parting of the Red Sea.

on the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me = 3 rings
engagement ring
wedding ring
suffering

on the 3rd day of xmas my true love gave to me

three rings for elven kings under the sky

on the 7th day of xmas my true love gave to me

seven for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone

on the 9th day of xmas my true love gave to me

nine for mortal men doomed to die

on the 1st day of xmas my true love gave to me

one ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
in the land of mordor where the shadow lay

deep and crisp and even

Taff

Red sky at night, shepherd's pie.
Red sky in the morning, sailor's wailing.

Choolate makes time pass; time makes chocolate pass.

,laugh>

Klingons do not allow themselves to be... cuddled.

Riker, I leave you in charge of the bridge while the away team is beamed aboard the Good Ship Lollipop.

There's many a slip twixt the cup and the quip.

we are the borg! resistance is flatulant

Oh hear us when we cry to thee,
For those with Beryl on the settee