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Can I make a suggestion

Ignore the attention seeking little oik, if nobody responds to his pitiful imitation of a Mad Mullah, he'll go and bore someone else

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Does that include Pop Idols?

Would that make Simon Cowell the devil?

what if we all ignore this nonsense and have a party? I mean, things are serious enough as it is, it being Thursday or Thing as you prefer, work waiting, hurricanes blowing.. I suggest party time!

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I predict this thread'll be moved in no time

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Well...I rather enjoyed it.

Yay I'm all for a party at a Prats expence

The Flying Spaghetti Monster, who created the Universe, would never do that to his people!

In the name of Nighthoover, Most Gracious, Most Merciful

Peace upon you

Please watch, (or download and spread) the video-clip containing Nighthoover's message to the world at:

www.davidhasselhoff.com

Quake of h2g2, the Servers:

By Nighthoover's will, His soon to be established kingdom on h2g2, the PTB (United Submitters Nation), will be triggered by a Quake of all time, on the Servers on 9th of November 2005. Submit to Nighthoover ALONE, and disown all idolworship (of badgers, pirates, Flying Spaghetti Monsters, hampsters, money, women/men ets..), that you may be redeemed.

It's not a coincidence that an Unknown Error has Occurred before the upcoming Quake. All these are to wake up the Hootooians from idolizing things and people that doesn't have the power to help or harm them. Submit to Nighthoover all of you, that yo may be saved. Nighthoover's retribution is severe.

Obey Nighthoover, follow F19585?thread=143046(His Final Testament), and obey His messenger 2legs.

www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/

Er correct me if I am wrong but a lot of Muslims where killed and made homeless by Katrina, it didn't seem to save their lives very much did it.

All I can say to him is what is a misguided un-educated extremely disobediant so called Muslim doing on a Zoinist owned media run website, hasn't he got some women to oppress some where?

Nice one Mr Dreadful

Maybe the prat will realise he's preaching to a choir of Nighthoover worshippers

At the moment I am being sad enough to buffer the video he mentioned to watch, as I am intrigued to learn how God got a message to humanity telling us if this upcoming retribution when Muhammad was the last of the Propehts, and a Prophet is someone who recieves a message to humanity....

Seems a little hard their, I wonder if he realises that he has fallen fowl to the teachings of his religion by saying that, as Muhammad was supposed to be the final Prophet and the Qur'an the final revelation and that noone other than God will know when the world will end.

Hypocrite comes to mind.

Traveller in Time finally through the backlog
"Hey, 'The Powers' stole the Subject, wonder how long it will take to land in the message Center of the now unknown Researcher "

aye aye, it's been again

Now I am mad. What a sick twisted individual with no brain. The whole thing is rubbish and shit. They qouted verses from the supposed Qur'an, I say supposed as what they qouted is not what the Qur'an says at all. An its from a small sect of Islam that believes that their is another Prophet, regardless of the fact that the Qur'an says that the Prophet Muhammad is the seal and last Prophet. As the fake Prophet says that any think he disagrees with in the Qur'an is from Satan and not from God. What a ass hole. I think I might write an extremly long e mail of complaint to the host site pointing out a few home truths to them.

Is there any chance of getting this thread moved, please?
Preferably to File 13, or better, the <./>RubbishBin</.>

On a slightly related subject, where has the Flying Spagetti monster come from all of a sudden? I've heard it elsewhere.

As I've joined this conversation after the original post was deleted or moved - in any case, I've not seen it - I can't comment on that.

for Rik Bailey. Must be frustrating for you that you are going to such effort to produce clear and well-written entries about Islam to help hootooers better understand it, and then some berk comes along and posts stuff like that.

Isn't it about time we had a Pastafarianism page? Any volunteers?

Oh...and in answer to midget, and all others who haven't yet been touched by His Noodly Appendage: http://www.venganza.org/