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hardy har har, there cheapoes from Peacocks store

Hey, nowt wrong wi' Peacocks bloomers...
Got a few pair meself...lol..

double

Got some o' them covers from there too...

would know about them, their on the Bra-less thread

trust me...Bra-free thread mmmmmmm! never confused

Blame it on Brussells eh... lol..
Ale for the men, wine for the ladies...

Hi there... care for a

oh I think I have probably had enough... what am I saying?!!

Cheers, I would love a

*waves to Paganmoon/Sheryl*

Hello there my little s, glad to see we are are all playing nicely together!

Today's fun& games in jolly good old Angouleme, Patrick came round bearing many mobile phones & chargers for RK, very few of which seemed to want to play together, much froggie cursing, which i am not allowed to repeat on here having been d once this week; but we are getting closer to getting RK in phone contact; he is becoming rapidly established in Angouleme society, proud owner of bill (paid!!) from France Bloody Telecom with this address on,which gets you to Stage Two in froggie bureaucracy, rendezvous with bank manager to look forward to, people stopping him in the streets "Hi RK, how ya doin' mate", text messages from females...er, all this after only two days, reckon he will do ok!

Went to a vernissage in Chateauneuf, some stunningly good oil paintings, then back here & prowling round the Gastronomades festival, petit pub crawl, usual loonies being even more loony than usual, back here & doing spy missions for Ollie; even managed to fit in some guitar playing;

RK has several job possibilities lined up so far, ranging from household removals to heaving bales of hay to "film star" unfortunately he is too young for this particular role but other acting & possibilities may yet be in the pipeline.

Just remember you heard it here first & as his agent i will give reduced rate for signed photos

All good clean fun folks. Angoulême is just one huge social experiment.

zdt

Hi Darrell luv...
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Hi Terri.... Sounds a busy time luv... Do help yourself to and such....

I don't think Angouleme is ready for both you and Rk

I wonder what all the local gossips are thinking about you and your English lodger

Zis eez true Mort! Sacre bleu...

LOL! yes, we've discussed this but don't reckon it will be a problem 'cos:

A) neither of us are bothered ,but in fact rather by stirring up gossip! (any publicity is good publicity!)

B) they have enough sub topics to be fretting about re; me:

...is she still in love with Mickey?

...is she bonking Himthing, if so, how come Corinne seems Ok about it?

...or is she bonking Ollie, in which case is he also bonking Cat?

...is she in fact bonking Cat,, in which case, do all the rest of 'em get to watch & make a video which gets sent to Patrick...but he's gay isn't he? Or maybe not, And then Himthing is at RK.....ooooh, it's all too much, someone get a producer out here & make a Fim Noir, bloody english, come here steal our lifestyles,cuddle our blokes, eat our garlic, whatever is the EU coming to?

And now we get young men lurking in the attics? oh *swoon*

*next week folks, we present Johnny Depp & David Bowie down the market buying spuds for splodge* wishes very very hard



zdt we're only making plans for Flymo

morning all, health and happiness to each and everyone

Greetings to you Professor. We have started the day well; visitations from our friendly local substance abuser, broken the telephone, computer desk has fallen apart & we have AC/DC on full blast. All this before midday, things can only get madder.

The next door neighbours are moving out today.

this is purely coincidental my friends.

But before they go, RK is going round to see if they would like to donate their telephone to us.

and the bloody kitten has chewed through the phone cable!!!! anyone know how to cure a of this (other than waiting for it to inevitably chew through & high voltage one & blow itself to smithereens)?

zdt/rk

Traveller in Time on his head
"Clean it regulary with a bit too much soap? "