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In that case Mrs Bo, you can be the resident Disc Jockey....

No snogging music though, otherwise the dance floor will be empty, and Terri' bedrooms will be full...



Sir Peeb

*pours himself another *

everything alright Mrs. B.?

Mrs Bo must've wanted the snoggin music,jaz'd.

I'm still truckin.Did a spot of multi-tasking there, inebriated as I am

Hmm, snoggin' music eh? No real need for that - no lovesick teenagers here!

Oh, definitely no lovesick teenagers please; in fact no sick of any kind. It has been suggested that the Mystery of The Olive might be "One of those strange people you invite round puked up in the sink & all the rest rotted away, except the olive"

Another theory is "Yoda stole an olive & carried it upstairs & then felt guilty & tried to dispose of the evidence." This i think is crediting Yoda with psychological skills she doesn't have. Stealing: definitely. Guilt complex: never.

Right, i reckon someone needs to get Lil over here, she will no doubt drag a load of dubious persons with her. In fact, if we all invited just one dubious person here & insist they bring a bottle, something to eat, their favourite music & a peculiar habit, we could have the joint jumping in no time at all.....

zdt

Wow,you've revived! It went so quiet ,I thought I'd be required to do my "ministering angel" bit and start holding heads over toilets!!

I thought that's probably how the olive got there too!!Only didn't like to say...

I'll bring van morrison and mighty sparrow albums.Maybe some leonard cohen for later, when everybody's blasted.

Coming with some Toffoc, a welsh liqueur and my favourite welsh cheese,called "green thunder" full of herbs.Tasty.+ 2lbs of green seedless grapes.

No, I didn't bring dubonnet.. I brought chardonnay..


*drops the Matt in the corner*


Has anyone called on that hussy Roymondo?

I don't have any peculiar habits.............................

Except the one i used to go to an end of term bash with friends who are teachers.We went as "nuns on the run" .2girls,2boys.

Not one??

I got into it so well, the pub crowd thought I HAD taken holy orders.Till the dirty poem at the end.

Did somebody order a hussy?

Problem was I thought I'd never see them again and turned out,they were the teachers at the school my daughter was going to in the next term!

It's mandatory to have a hussy at a paaarttayyy, Roymondo!

A Roymondo???????!!!!!nice colour.where from?expensive?can I borrow it?

Oh, Jolly!!!!

I'm watching Mika on Channe; Four at the moment, and it seems strangely appropriate. I won't say which song he's doping for fear of an almighty smiting.

jolly, you're quite new 'round these parts aren't you?

Yup!
only got online for the first time feb: .................Why? have I put my size 5's in it again?

Nah, but if you knew me better you'd know that the handbag really isn't that surprising! Especially in that fetching shade of pink.

'lo lil!

Was doing some multitasking myself jollywinegums!