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Wow!!!! Congratulations Peeb: that is an example of true karma mate!

Ah ha, i see the pussys are out in force, hey, JEllen, have you *seen* what Micio & Herman are doing? Yoda is shocked.

Talking of shock, if you want even more, i felt well enough to trundle off to the shops today & when i came back, A certain person had unblocked the bathroom sink. this is a truly vile job which has been building up for a long time, mainly caused by Yoda batting various objects down the plughole. Apparently these included:

A bottle of essential oil (it ain't bloody well essential for drainpipes, believe me!)

A large quantity of cat bikkies

A cotton bud

Unidentified paper

very muchly quantities of hairy stuff, both animal & human

And, amazingly.....an olive.

If anyone has any theories about how an olive gets stuck in a bathroom sink drain, i would be interested to hear them. Thank gawd a tree didn't start growing.

Anyway to the plumber.

The sun is out today & the town is packed with bemused tourists. Last night a van squealed past the house with a GB number plate & narrowly missed demolishing the wall opposite (the nuns would not have been pleased, believe me!)so we wandered across looking helpful. It's good fun letting English people try hard to ask for stuff then saying "Ooh, are you from Liverpool mate?", but i was kind & once an entire rugby team descended we took pity on them & directed them to the restaurant which does the best (i am told) T.bone steak type stuff in town. I have no doubt they will manage to find the Irish pub all on their own & managed to restrain le viking from doing his innocent but entirely helpful act "And after that, you want le nightclub with nice girls?"

Apparently it's back to Wetness From Le Sky tomorrow. Found that out after i watered the plants of course!

Right, back to the party. I've made a banana if you want to help yourselves, plus some veggie sausages, the El Cheapo hasn't yet run out & there's some El Cheapo over there. That is hung like a stallion Peeb, i can see the problems with limbo dancing, just wait till Lil gets here, she will be draping her Matt over him....

Who is that dancing on the table?

zdt

As you can see ,I've already had enough of the Dom Perignon.LITERALLY,that last post should have read.

Actually,I'm much cheaper to take out.I like the sweeter sparklies,like Asti spumante,but I'll sup anything (within reason)

"Don't forget the Fruit Gums, Mum"....
I will be buying another box of winegums while I am in Wollongong today....they are best eating three at a time....




Sir Peeb

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This will probably get yikes'd...Back in the 1970's here in Oz, Asti Spumante and Porphery Pearl were termed "leg-openers".... Didn't work for me though when I would buy those drinks for a young lady....



Sir Peeb

Gosh! . You learn something new every day on hootoo,don't you?

I question the use of the word 'lady'.

My goodness!

I'm a cheap date, too- two glasses of wine and I am dusted. Less if I'm having a margarita, mai tai, or something else with actual liquor in it.

I'm trying to be productive this afternoon. I've decided we want barbecued tempeh sandwiches for lunch tomorrow, so I'm thawing the tempeh (freezing tempeh, tofu & saitan gives them meatier texture). A watched block never thaws.

*sips champagne carefully*

Terri, while I have a couple of theories regarding how an olive comes to become wedged in a bathroom sink drain, I'm sure the truth will be much stranger than anything I can think up.

Thanks to Mr. Plumber!

Oh, BTW, not only is Herman neutered and therefore lacking in the inclination to muck about with a female cat's naughty bits, I strongly suspect he's too dumb and uncoordinated to figure it out anyway.

Of course, he really does like watching them poo. But I think that's just because he's interested in seeing it done properly, instead of like he does- either hanging out of the box, or lying on his back and shooting poo out like a fuzzy Pez dispenser.

Any girl in a mini skirt was a "lady" to me back in my teens, Roy, but the charm magnet bypassed me...even when I supplied the El Cheapo plonk...

Good to know that your plumbing is now working fine, Terri. My and I do not have that certain anatomical feature in common. I wouldn't know what to do with it anymore so I have become redundant in that aspect....

Banana s are lovely, so save some for me please. More anyone?. I will just have an .



Sir Peeb

If you insist,Peeb.Another please.And a piece of banana,to soak it up.
The party's gone a bit quiet in the other corner.I'll stick some Captain Beefheart on the stereo .That'll get 'em shifting....

*the charm magnet passed me by*?????? seems to be working well now,Peeb,as far as I can see.

at the vision of Herman pooing on his back.He must be used to the frequent baths then,by now!!

jollywinegums. Yes, I agree it's gone quiet. Maybe some pairing off has happened, with a lot of snogging going on...
Better take off the romantic music and put on some stuff for us oldies to shake our boogies....



Sir Peeb

Hmm, an olive you say Terri ...& no sign of the martini?

eh? what's that Peebs ol' boy, no snoggin' in this corner!

I didn't say a word, jaz'd. I have been busy doing the "boogie" with jollywine gums. The limbo will come later...

What's all this then?

*pokes new eyeballs*

Squelchy!

no pressure mate!

real inferno you two!

Hiya Mrs Bo.... Grab youself a drink from the bar and lets dance...



Sir Peeb

Terri, it's time to liven up this party. Put Chris Rea on your CD player and get the snoggers onto the floor....

..."Let's Dance...."

'lo Mrs. B...yes, help yourself!

'Lo chaps

I'm not much of a one for dancing, but if you're happy to sacrifice a toe or several...