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Bushwhack'd Posted Apr 14, 2003
Bushwhack'd + Yaris 0
T*sspot + 156 that normally gets a pasting from me along the by-pass 1
D'Oh!! I'll have to figure out another way to the boozer now I think?
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Apr 14, 2003
Bushy,
An Audi TT? Are you, by any chance, a hairdresser?
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Bushwhack'd Posted Apr 14, 2003
Why do you want your lovely locks cropping you long-haired layabout?
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Apr 14, 2003
I see GoGB's "dope" thread has gone on "AF..." I was surprised it stayed so long.
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Bushwhack'd Posted Apr 14, 2003
Yeah me too... mind you, these days? So what if a geezer wants a few tips on growing his own dope!!
So what's wrong with a TT then V Max? My mates got one and it's like a rocket, corners like it's on rails (bit boring I know!) and never goes wrong ... Have you got some insider information?
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Apr 14, 2003
Bushy,
Very nice motor, truth be told. However, they had a serious safety recall a while back (I think they all now have a spoiler fitted as a result). But not quite the car I pictured you in - like I said it's got a bit of a hairdresser's car image. IMHO it's also a bit pricey.
Wouldn't you prefer a Honda Civic Type-R, Mitsubishi Evo VII or Subaru Impreza WRX STi ? All a bit more "manly" and absolutely insane!
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Bushwhack'd Posted Apr 14, 2003
I like the Subaru but it looks too much like a rally car (don't think MD would be too chuffed with that?), not keen on the Honda or the Mitsubishi (Bit small as well?!). Toyota has put me off Japanese cars although the new Honda Accord has the smoothest power delivery I've ever experienced in a car ... You can accelarate anywhere from 3K right through to 9/10K (massive power band) and it just keeps going ... Not insane enough though?
What about an A4 Quattro/Turbo Sport?
The TT is a bit "common" I admit and is getting to be the "BMW 318i" of today but it's very well engineered (I didn't know about the re-call I have to admit!), handles well, looks ok and goes like a rocket! I am biased as well because I have driven both mine and one of those on a track and there's no comparison! The TT thrashed mine, easy!
Cars? Pah, b*llox to all of them
Pat Pending Posted Apr 14, 2003
My K reg Fiat Tipo TDSX needs new brake pads front and back, new shocks somewhere, and something with the electrics is Kerryed.
The problem is, I only use it during the summer: between Sept and Apr it does absolutely nothing except deteriorate.
Bloody expensive job owning cars.
Cars? Pah, b*llox to all of them
Bushwhack'd Posted Apr 14, 2003
Pat, get a company car, they're FREE!!
V Max, what do you think of RS6? 
Cars? Pah, b*llox to all of them
Ali Dubya Posted Apr 14, 2003
I think it's pants, personally speaking for myself in my opinion.
What is it? A Skoda?
Cars? Pah, b*llox to all of them
Pat Pending Posted Apr 14, 2003
Isn't RS6 an Inland Revenue concession document?
Cars? Pah, b*llox to all of them
Ali Dubya Posted Apr 14, 2003
No, it's how David Essex's brother, Richard, signs his name.
Geddit??????
Cars? Pah, b*llox to all of them
Bushwhack'd Posted Apr 14, 2003
An RS6 is Audi's version of a "raging bull" ... On wheels!
It's £57,000 worth of pure power, 450 bhp twin-turbo, sodium cooled double overhead cam nutter bar steward! You have to be completely hatstand to drive one and also have more money than sense! It will thrash the aspinall's off almost anything else around ... Sounds right up my street so can anyone lend me the other £56,995 I need to buy one?
Cars? Pah, b*llox to all of them
Bushwhack'd Posted Apr 14, 2003
An RS6 is Audi's version of a "raging bull" ... On wheels!
It's £57,000 worth of pure power, 450 bhp twin-turbo, sodium cooled double overhead cam nutter bar steward! You have to be completely hatstand to drive one and also have more money than sense! It will thrash the aspinall's off almost anything else around ... Sounds right up my street so can anyone lend me the other £56,990 I need to buy one?
Cars? Pah, b*llox to all of them
Pat Pending Posted Apr 14, 2003
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Cars? Pah, b*llox to all of them
Ali Dubya Posted Apr 14, 2003
Did you get my joke about David Essex's brother or was it too soffistickated for you?
Cars? Pah, b*llox to all of them
Pat Pending Posted Apr 14, 2003
I got it AW, but I didn't know for whom to be more embarassed: you for making it or me for getting it!
Cars? Pah, b*llox to all of them
V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Apr 14, 2003
Phew, flippin conference calls, taking up my time. And why can't the yanks work the same hours as us, it's just so inconvenient!
Later all!
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Scores on the doors so far, after lunchtime excursion?
- 7201: Bushwhack'd (Apr 14, 2003)
- 7202: V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. (Apr 14, 2003)
- 7203: Bushwhack'd (Apr 14, 2003)
- 7204: V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. (Apr 14, 2003)
- 7205: Bushwhack'd (Apr 14, 2003)
- 7206: V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. (Apr 14, 2003)
- 7207: Bushwhack'd (Apr 14, 2003)
- 7208: Pat Pending (Apr 14, 2003)
- 7209: Bushwhack'd (Apr 14, 2003)
- 7210: Ali Dubya (Apr 14, 2003)
- 7211: Pat Pending (Apr 14, 2003)
- 7212: Ali Dubya (Apr 14, 2003)
- 7213: Bushwhack'd (Apr 14, 2003)
- 7214: Bushwhack'd (Apr 14, 2003)
- 7215: Pat Pending (Apr 14, 2003)
- 7216: Bushwhack'd (Apr 14, 2003)
- 7217: Pat Pending (Apr 14, 2003)
- 7218: Ali Dubya (Apr 14, 2003)
- 7219: Pat Pending (Apr 14, 2003)
- 7220: V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. (Apr 14, 2003)
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