h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I like Ruth. She's got good taste in movies.

don't be fooled Pete thats what we all thought at first

just one of the strands on her wicked web to trap us

Ruth is a complete numpty!! Everytime anyone tears down one of her flimsy sycophantic non-entity postings agreeing with one of local right-wing brain-deads she starts SQUEALING like a stuck pig about insulting her and even went so far as to accuse me of being a racist last week!!

Not sure if she is actually wicked but certainly gets right on my pip-end I can tell you but seeing as I do that most people it might be fair enough I suppose?

Check out a brilliant Dr Strangegloves skit on ian johnston on this very system. Certainly had me chuckling all weekend!

where is that dangerous pychopath by the way?

and Ian too

Johnston's hard at work in the car-park pay booth at Morrisons, checking that shoppers have a properly stamped till-receipt. Its demanding work but worthy.

Ruth is swooping down from the rafters agreeing with right wingers for no apparent reason on 5Live as we speak!

ian johnston is busily compiling his secret reports on potential criminals, miscreants, subversives and un-believers to send to the Home Office and local newspapers. We're all on the list I believe?

Brad,

Remind me: you were here for Cult Tv weren't you? Were you also still around when the Johnston-Bot invaded MC-H, and got shot down by CG? The real ij then posted on MC-H to complain about his name being taken in vain, and got shorter shrift than the Johnston-Bot had!

And just for your return Brad, that 'dangerous psychopath' about whom you were enquiring has just popped up on Five Live News ('oil or what?' thread).

LOL

yep Pat I was modded for the Cu*t TV invasion

when I said pycho I meant the Doc

LOL! Doc is on his hols I think for today!

ian johnston is on the offensive after spending the morning putting out bunting for the arrival of the Ark Royal in Bonnie Ecosse? C'mon everyone likes a sailor don't they?

"when I said pycho I meant the Doc": oh dearie me, I must have deliberately misunderstood you. Slapped wrist Pat.

sorry Pat I'm still rusty, I'll get into the swing of things soon

Are the numbskull Noddyrators deleting stuff at random again or what? I just spent 5 mins rubbishing ian johnstons latest load of rubbish and now it's been zapped already!!

Hold up! Now it's back again ... Bloody IT bods eh?

Father Ches has been put in pre mod 3 times already
I'm running out of variations of his name

it seems Pete Townsend isn't a good topic for discussion by a catholic priest

Bushy,

5 mins: that long? I hope you read the post to which you were replying, else all hell will be unleashed.

Nah not really ... Took me a minute if that but I thought I'd make a deal out of it!

What question? I'll get me tin hat!?!?

Brad,

I saw Father Cehs' posting (briefly) and the only reason I can think of for "pulling" it is the mods/hosts have a real downer on you posting as any variant of the good father.

Bushy,

Where's this reply of yours to ij then?