h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

HI VMAx

good and bad in equal measures

who's this James Carr bugger then

Phew Brad (welcome back by the way) You've started your 2003 campaign with a corker and no mistake So Major's the richest exPM? Great stuff. Keep it up!

Welcome back Brad: we didn't elect a new skipper in the end, and have been operating as a socialist co-operative in your absence.

James Carr is innocent: so's William Norton. That's probably all you need to know.

Good to have you back on board.

Hiya Matey

yep very rich

has a penthouse in Vauxhall, with a good throwing arm you could maybe get a rotten tomato at his window

Hi Pat

I like the sound of that...were's the queue for the potaoes

The spuds Q is just over there, next to the Q to see chelsea Girl mud-wrestling (long story: see Radio 4 > MC-H > "Charity Boxing Match" thread for full details). It's all panem et circensem nowadays.

Welcome back Brad! James Carr was innocent as charged but is still a nitwit anyhow!

I need to backtrack a bit..is there a readers digest version?

did you like the potato spelling?..Dan Quayle taWt me everthinK I know

Okey-dokey Guv'nor: Reader's Digest version (not sure when you left, so if I cover old ground, ignore it).

1. Everyone got pre-modded just before Xmas after a raid on the Cult TV site. We got time off for good behaviour thanks to the MC-H crew lobbying their mod.

2. No raids since.

3. Peter Lovegloves and Chelsea Girl are now more than ever seminal members of the crew: Bushy gets very seminal every time CG turns up.

4. Sarnia and Kris have gone relatively quiet on this thread recently.

5. James Carr is on MC-H. He had a 'misunderstanding' with CG which, thanks to the misguided intervention of another MCH-er (not William Norton) got blown out of all proportion last week. But everyone's friends now.

6. Bushy and ij have moved to a white cottage on Skye: we don't see much of them anymore.

7. Pooter has disappeared completely.

8. The Doc has fallen in love with doug.

9. Eddie Crane has turned out to be a bit of a star: we think he might read here, but he hasn't revealed himself.

10. Not all of the above is strictly true.

11. Fr Ches will be in pre-mod by Thursday.

12. There's a new smiley for 'tit': it looks like this: .

LOL Brilliant Pat

agree with you over Eddie

I started off locking horns with him but he won me round

Oh, and Camile made a fleeting guest appearance on 5L last week: was that you behind the wheel? It sounded like it.

We've got a few new nutters too - one wants to snatch Iraq's oil at gunpoint and sees nothing wrong with that (Darren O'leary ) and the other sees North Korea attacking the USA with nukes as a good idea for the future, based on something Picard said in an episode of Star Trek (Jangir Meyer). Really.

Watch out for these two, they may be dangerous (but only to themselves).

V Max is completely right, except it wasn't Picard it was "Woopi Goldberg's character" (sic).

Oh, and someone wants to ban people selling make-up (see 'Rouge Traders' thread).

moi?

And 'Iamproud2BAmerican' is now called 'Native American': same insular, patronising, gullible gibberish though.

Ruth McNeil and Bushy had a falling out.

'moi': 'moi' what? You're Jangir Meyer, or you're Native American?!

its a Pity Peter Poo his pants Pooter isn't posting persistently

Pat - Moi was what happens when I post to your asking me if I was Camile - get called away and return to post it not realising it would jump ahead of the other two posts

headache...my head hurts

falling out with Ruth is not that hard

she one of the few posters I find it hard to like

even IamProud2badickhead is not that unlikeable