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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 8, 2008
Well I've got a tens machine, for my back, and if I accidentally set it to high it feels like someone's just hit me in the back with a fscking big stick...I'd dread to think what it'd feel like if it was attached to somewhere *coughs* more sensitive 
Oh and before anyone points it out I did spot the irony in my earlier statement about married women being off limits
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 9, 2008
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 9, 2008
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 9, 2008
but he'll not have one to use and that would hurt more
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 9, 2008
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Apr 9, 2008
Maybe we should send in the Spanish Inquisition. They'd keep him warm in perpetuity...
Vicki Virago on her own
T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 9, 2008
I did, I explained how to make mustard gas, chlorine gas and the three ingredients in napalm-B.
For some reason some idiot deemed this primary school level chemistry as naughty and 
ed it. The really funny bit is that I can't currently access the email to which the notice will have been sent 
Vicki Virago on her own
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 9, 2008
weren't me! me and Lil got our own bhombing thread
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 9, 2008
And considering some of the stuff that's been put on here as things to do to G I don't see as it's that bad
Vicki Virago on her own
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 9, 2008
join the thread mate
any time - reply on way
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 9, 2008
thread joined. Can we get back to virtually abusing G as I'm still rather upset with him 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 9, 2008
abuse in bhomb TB, I think it better for this thread mate
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Apr 9, 2008
Looks at post 132 
With hindsight, I would have stopped her going back to him.
At least she wouldn't be the emotional wreck he's left her in.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 9, 2008
Yes, we could take him on the Mersey Ferry...and push him off
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 9, 2008
NO! can't pollute the Mersey
night folks, see you tomorrow
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Apr 10, 2008
A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With super-human strength, born of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.
She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The husband was terrified, and screamed, 'Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?'
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, 'No. I'm setting this old shed on fire, and going to town. You do whatever you want.'
Just an idea ......
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- 123: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Apr 9, 2008)
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- 125: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Apr 9, 2008)
- 126: Ivan the Terribly Average (Apr 9, 2008)
- 127: Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart (Apr 9, 2008)
- 128: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Apr 9, 2008)
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- 131: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Apr 9, 2008)
- 132: The Spud / That Grows (Apr 9, 2008)
- 133: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Apr 9, 2008)
- 134: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Apr 9, 2008)
- 135: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Apr 9, 2008)
- 136: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Apr 9, 2008)
- 137: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Apr 9, 2008)
- 138: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Apr 9, 2008)
- 139: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Apr 9, 2008)
- 140: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Apr 10, 2008)
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