h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK! so due to the present climate of an explosive nature,that the sun is not ready yet for going supernova,or that acorns or squirrels are going to blow up and any resemblance to past/present or future villages/towns/cities/hamlets is purely coincidental and therefore no one should be bothered or get hot under the collar and start to hide under tables...BECAUSE it's all PRETEND! and no insult to any person or persons, where ever they live is intended... BECAUSE it's all done in FUN! and no malice is aimed at any life form on the planet, except those who I couldn't give a monkey's about. NO disrespect to any monkey intended...BECAUSE I'm doing in HUMOUR! and so is anyone else who wishes to take part.

SO! when you see the word BOMB or other assorted words - they are not real, so don't going squealing...BECAUSE it's meant as a LAUGH!

IT'S NOT REAL LIFE - IT'S A SOAP THREAD = PRETEND STUFF!!!

I now study on where to drop one


Mencaster I think

A Soap Thread?

That makes it very slippery

but we can bhomb to our hearts content now

We Can??

Ooohh.. Choices, choices! Where!

how about Dincaster, somewhere in the country

Animal, what kind of ultraviolet pill are you on?

What about Groomshead?

Dincaster? That noisy racket?

Lobs a grenade

various colours, one to be taken 4 times a day -under a strobe light

Be careful hiding under tables - you never know who you'll bump into!!

bhomb the world for peace rally -a week last March, don't miss it

I've got a new inventory just come in, rubber bhombsdrop 'em, blow 'em up and they bounce back to be used again - recycling

Is that called wheel power?

only if you've a lisp

Dinchester is too noisy, lets bhomb Doncaster instead

I do not know where I live but I know I am living in the twilight zone, in an alternate reality in the Back-of-Beyond of the Outer Mongolia quadrant of the In-the-Sticks Star System.

We could send rubber bhombs to these places but they could get lost. No one knows where I live and there is a black hole in my town where everyone disappears in to their own world of their own.

ha! got the answer Kat, shove a bob in the meter and the lights will come on in the twilight zone and we can see where to bhomb then

Just follow the