h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

omg Prof, you are so brave. I have a terrible fear of heights so would have to stand no more than 2 feet of the ground and also double up on parachutes, rubber ring. inflatable ring (in case of landing in water)...plus light snack in case of not being found for several minutes...plus extra cling film in case I got real scared and had a little accident and needed changing.

We won't offer you the job of pilot then..

never happened to John Wayne, only me


bhomb the airfield

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it never effected me RTI'm still normal

Now, Animal..In Oz a Parachute Club is where men and ladies go to pick each other up for a night of bhombing raids...I wouldn't know about that, of course, having had no past, present, and future experience.......

Bhomb de base
Bhomb de bob bons
Bhomb de loonyville
Bhomb de whooo waaa noddy oh ah aye

That's a girl! Bhombs away!

Lil lets sing and dance while we bhomb de base

Ok... I've found your theme tune...

http://www.lyrics007.com/Shaggy%20Lyrics/Boombastic%20Lyrics.html



MMF

Why are some people so bhombastic.....???????????? Because they cannot dance, of course. Like my attempts at swimming..I dive like a bhombe, and swim like a brick......WeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeH, Spladooshka...Look out s..Stephen is a-hungry......

What ARE hyou hall hon? And can I have some?

Jab

*wanders in wearing flak vest and tin hat* is it safe to be in here then?

any blond bhombs here!

argh! a flaming bhombe

Well there could be a few Blond Bhomb shells

Bhomb the Boring Bored Board Committee Addicts Corporation who's highlight of their day or night is to have lots of meaningless meetings about meetings.

Does anyone know why the bhombes have not gone off yet??? Maybe Animal has defused, or is it desexed, them all??? Ouch, Animal, next time please give me some knockout drops similar to those Kat uses......e-mails sent and delivered by The Bhombe Man on his bycycle.....

Steve, can you do powerpoint/pps slides stuff ??

Stephen the bhombs have not got off yet because the Boring Bored Board Committee Addicts Corporation who are busy filling in forms, umming and aarhing, muttering to themselves, walking up and down the room. They will be showing a dvd on how to conduct boring bored board committee meetings and then fiddle about with pens muttering to themselves with the newest sound bites.

The Boring Bored Board Committee Addicts Corporation are priming their bhombs but they first are going to have to fill a few forms and then watch a few dvd's showing how bhombs are properly primed and then set off.

The Boring Bored Board Committee Addicts Corporation will have to comply a questionaire so that they can ask members of the public what they think about their new design of bhombs or do they prefer the old design of bhombs.

They will call it the fact finding on what the general public think about the new bhomb.