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lane, which ....

{abandon ... nay, I could not love thee, dear, so much, loved I not honour more ...

More prosaicaly, however HM - or her advisors - required me ...elsewhere
...missed you....

resulted in



[Hello David, how's your weak bean - I mean, how's your week been?]

a severe case

Good Morning, Peter. It's been a weak week ...HM might have been looking after her butler, but she's not been so good to her more minor minions ... we've all been sent to play in a nice cold place ...

Anyway, back on the perch in Pictland, the sun is shining, it's warm for Novemeber, my significant other has opened a nice bottle of claret and I might even persuade her to get the papers...

AND there's Cheddar Gorge....

Who could ask for anything more? [Sorry, Cole, I KNOW I keep quoting you ....

Good Morning to the Scarlet Chelsitivity, too ...

of mistaken identity



Hello OOV - I have just put in a request for a spy smiley - perhaps you should go and give them some specs.

and so

Morning CG - sorry, good afternoon. Specs? I thought the world looked funny this morning ... there, that's better. As regards the spy smiley, well it shouldn't be too distinct ... you see unlike 007, OOV doesn't like to be noticed, it's bad for the health you see. However, I'll open up Paintshop Pro & give it some thought.

See you up the Gorge.

although

overcome by a

sudden longing

he bravely

ran away

into the loving

and welcoming

'Evening all!

Jaws of Death



Blimey where did that come from! Let's hope there's an afterlife...

, a pub where

sheep and goats

[Hello, I'm back after a day of modem c*ck ups. Hopefully the probs are over. It wasn't at my end (oooer, missus) so it's out of my control. A day without the internet! I was lost! What a relief ]

were hard to tell

Hi Peter! Good to see you back ...

apart

[Why thank you, David, my good man . How are things north of the border? That's where you get that snow stuff, isn't it?

You have to remember I'm a southern softie. Anywhere north of Oxford is a different land.

in the gloom

Indeed. I saw lots of snow last week, rather farther north than here, though. Mind you, my sister, who lives in Purley, was complaining about how much worse the winters have been for the past few years down in your part of the country. Sorry you had the modem blues today.

which often gave rise



Morning all

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