h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

of

[I know Proust used very long sentences, but should we really be turning this into a homage to "A La Recherche Du Temps Perdu"?

BTW Thanks for the tip David, re, coats of arms. See my posting on the Scarletness's "space".

madeleine's (sorry can't spell - but you Proust fans know what I mean!)

ample

[It's the thought that counts, m'dear. ]

I'll leave the ampleness to akira, have enough of my own!

I have been unsuccessful with your e-mail address - 'twas returned to me - tried another one I have - and realised the reason I changed!

So do I have it aright? [email protected]?

library

[I didn't fall for that one ]

of

unspeakable

[Apologies - first e-addy was wrong! Occupational hazard!]

subconscious


(howdy y'all)

images

[Hi there, MC ... this monk has staying power, I'll give him that!]

of

[Once upon a time there was a gorgeously sexy Japanese monk who calmly slipped a tenner into the receptive antiquated velvety smooth hand of a sooth-sayer who told whopping porkies about his serpentine proclivities, while sipping noisily from a foul-tasting, greenish coloured yet somehow deliciously intoxicating potion prescribed partly by chance when all of the bells were a-clanging furiously in the belfry, towering threateningly over a small but splendidly appointed gazebo fashioned entirely of tiny fragments which glistened surprisingly brightly as thoughts turned homewards with a secret yet happy glow eminating from the rememberance of Madelaine's ample library of unspeakable subconscious images of.....]

the orange librarian

[sorry - three words. i'm celebrating the publication of the new terry pratchett book!]

whose

lack

of

perpicacity

endeared

['evening, all]

him

[welcome to another week of ingenuity
definitely reality, not forgery
to stay with us for perpetuity
let's have a bit of cheddar gorgery!

good evening David]

to

to

[Good evening, Peter. I used to think the only Monk worth perpetuating was Thelonius until I came to Cheddar Gorge!]

[expletive deleted! I'm out of synch again - make that last 'to' all;
i.e.
Once upon a time there was a gorgeously sexy Japanese monk who calmly slipped a tenner into the receptive antiquated velvety smooth hand of a sooth-sayer who told whopping porkies about his serpentine proclivities, while sipping noisily from a foul-tasting, greenish coloured yet somehow deliciously intoxicating potion prescribed partly by chance when all of the bells were a-clanging furiously in the belfry, towering threateningly over a small but splendidly appointed gazebo fashioned entirely of tiny fragments which glistened surprisingly brightly as thoughts turned homewards with a secret yet happy glow emanating from the remembrance of Madeleine's ample library of unspeakable, unconscious images of the orange librarian, whose lack of perspicacity endeared him to all ...]