h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think they're somewhere in Transylvania.

Oh well, I don't think that place is under our administration's jurisdiction. So if it's not our problem, it must be someone else's. So get to work on that SEP immediately.

"Oh well, I don't think that place is under our administration's jurisdiction. So if it's not our problem, it must be someone else's. bigeyes So get to work on that SEP immediately."

Yes sir! *Gets out his crack team of Strategic SEP placers*

You may

I'm going out for a little while. If anyone needs any envelopes or titles, I'm sure Hypatia or Scooter will be happy to oblige.

Thank you!

You just love that little smiley don't you?

is cool!

Information is Power and I intend to use it MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I didn't mean it wasn't, Minister.

I just think that it doesn't give off the required air of seriousness that users of h2g2 expect from their Vice President, and I respectfully advise Vice President Jodan to consider such things in future.

Otherwise my job is going to be complicated, and we don't want that, do we?

Wow, that killed the conversation. You realise I was joking don't you?

Jodan: "What monster have I created?"

Oh, I wasn't online The eyeballs were there, but I wasn't.

My VVP advises me that I shouldn't worry whether your job gets complicated or not So I shan't! Whee!

Well, if you're going to be rude about it...

Ahem! We will have no squabbling until after the inaguration.

*doesn't like the sound of vampire frogs and hopes they all croak*

Y'know, the more I think about the Presidential Seal idea, the more I like it.

If I was the Presidential Seal, I'd be profoundly symbolic, universally respected, and completely inert.

The Perfect Job, really.

Please, Hypatia? Pretty please?

You, inert?
Hyp, you'd better get that in a very binding contract

*doesn't like the sound of vampire frogs and hopes they all croak*

Only in the fullmoon, where they join in the chorus of bats, and other winged things tha go bump in the night... Mwahahaha... ahem

"Ahem! We will have no squabbling until after the inaguration."

A thousand apologies, oh grand one.

I will agree to a Presidential Seal. But I absolutely refuse to have a Presidential Speak Your Weight Machine. At least not until I have gotten rid of some of my PTSD poundage.

Terrran, you may bring the vampire frogs into Alabaster House during full moons as long as they can croak in four part harmony.

It's all right Elentari, dear. Not your fault. I know how hard it is not to stir a bit when in conversation with .

I think they should be properly dressed too. How about miniature tuxedos?

No, wait, that will that just get us in trouble with animal rights groups.