h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Tuxedos would be appropriate. I like it. I shall issue a presidential order that all vampire frogs must wear tuxedos when inside alabaster House. With little red satin cumerbunds.

Make them wear carnations in their buttonholes too (really completes the effect), and train them to jump down the cleavage or on the head of anyone you don't like. *cackles*

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Did I make the grade as Minister for Bits of String, Towels and Sofas?

I can make life very comfortable. Or not. As the case may be

Fb

Hi Fb. Of course you can be the minister of stringy bits and towely sofas. And you will not have to wear a tuxedo.

Now we need a sub-cabinet level position of 'Frog trainer'. Terran, this seems to fall into your department's jurisdiction (in other words, it's your problem). Find one

I don't have to wear a tuxedo to the inauguration, do I?

Sarong okay?

Definitely a sarong. I wish I was built for wearing a sarong.

Jodan, I sort of picture you at the inaguration in overalls and a flannel shirt.

Flannel? Pah.

I'll be wearing a sharp suit with a yellow tie and freshly polished shoes straight from the office of the Undersecretary of Vice Presidential Shoe Care

What will the President be wearing?

Silk pyjamas and robe, I think. Not sure yet.

Ok, if you're wearing PJs, I'm going to wear a clip on yellow bow tie

Pyjamas H?

With slippers?

Sort of Arthur Dentish. Besides, I'm seriously into being comfortable these days. I haven't actually decided on it. I may do jeans and a tee shirt in warm weather and sweats in cold weather. I probably won't be formal. People will be expecting formal.

Waz, have you settled on Avian Advisor, or was that just for the campaign? Not that we won't need one what with that thing in Romania

Cardinals t-shirt?

Definitely if they are in the series. Did I mention that Marv wore a Redsox cap to New Mexico just to taunt me?

Silk PJs and robe are nice - comfortable and light. Perhaps those for formal occasions and the jeans for work-a-day?

Can I let you know tomorrow Jodan? Maybe I can think of something, erm, dafter, though along those lines.

Oh, and no, I don't want to be 'Scooter'. But ... thanks... for the offer.

What're you doing dressed for Halloween already? There's two weeks to go. I dunno, they're putting up Christmas lights already, and the kids are trick ot treating. There'll be Easter eggs in the supermarket next month!

Hee Well, you Cardinal folks are in need of a good taunting.

You can't be Scooter. I already have a Scooter now

Next week I'm going to start letting it be known what would please me for my birthday. And that's in March.
Some other folks had their costumes on already, and I just like being 'Danjo'. I'll tell you what, though, "LLLWaz" will be a hard anagram.

Ministry for the rehabilitation of displaced waterfowl, buzzards and green parakeets. Ministry for Road Masters and Ali Baba Baskets. Ministry for cleaning pidgeon poop off of statues of Prince Albert.

Those are good. Not the last though, I prefer Albert with.

The youth of today have no patience.

LWLaLz

How about 'Walllz'? Sounds like a trendy coffee shop or a hippie Wal-Mart store.

*strums his danjo*