h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

lemmings twiglets and marmite

Welcome aboard Terran. I am honored that you want to serve in my administration.

*smacks Jodan for requiring a resume from Frenchbean*

Thank you Lady High President of H2G2

I would like to say that I think you'll be the best President we ever had, and I hope you can over look that I was a presidential opponent

I have never had a lemming, any marmite or twiglets.

No grovelling required Hyp ain't got no ego.
I do. But I've been instructed not to use it.

As a reporter I'd like to be Minister of Truth or Properganda, depending on the need

Ah fair thee nuff *gets up off knees and dusts trousers off*

So what title should I go by?

Done and done, Reef
Terran, I have no clue. I suppose this is a decision that will require much soul searching

Hi Reefgirl. Have a brownie and a glass of Excellent title.

Terran, an Army General defends, so Defender might be good in the title. But, since you are interested in fiction, and since Evil Claw is my official military chief of staff, perhaps you could be the Defender of Overused Fictional Plotlines (Robert Jordan has a new book out...when will this end....arggggggh). Or something along those lines.

Be creative. Be whimsical. Be Ozark.

Ah Whimsical... I can do that

Minister for Strategically placed SEP's, Fictional Characters and Transylvanian Vampire Frogs

*Mr Burns Voice*

eeeeexellent

Is mine sorted, Jodan?

Hey Scooter
Yup, and now Terran's is too

Seriously, why Scooter? Am I being very dumb and missing some obvious reference?

Cheers.

Check the other thread, Scooter

*Ahem*

Watch it as Minister for Truth and/or Propaganda I can make your lives difficult, so I expect the usual in a brown envelope every Friday

Where is this list of yours anyway?

It's in my word processor. It'll be onsite... soonish.

Reef, you don't honestly believe you can get away with accepting a job, turning around and using it against us, do you?
Check the ski compartment in your yacht for a few envelopes

Ah - Minister for Strategically placed SEP's, Fictional Characters and Transylvanian Vampire Frogs...

I'll soon have those Vampire Frogs in order... as soon as I find them...

can i be minister for marmite and twiglets as well as lemmings?