h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Gerbils do not wear monogramed pyjamas.

You're right, the little hedonists usually sleep in the nude

What difference does a tail make?

Personally, I tend to group animals by behavior and how easily they threaten me. Big giant gerbils, however, are no more a threat to my well being as big giant hamsters.

What were we talking about, by the way?
Reefy, is it Minister of Truth now? I'm happy to see it evolve in any way you see fit. As long as the truth doesn't tilt away from the Ozark Party

Yes I'm the Minister for Truth, whatever the truth maybe of course

Excellent. Another thing settled. I like it when things are settled.

I kind of like the chaos Just Scooting around causing problems and mischief.

Alright, I've just deleted "And Propaganda" from my list

President-elect Hypatia, I have given the matter great thought and would like to apply to you, (since Minister for Sheep Shooing now appears to be rather too dangerous for comfort), for the post of Minister for Sheep Ossuaries and Feathered Affairs. Or SOFA for short.

I feel this post most suits my abilities and will furnish your Cabinet most admirably.

Gypaetus Barbatus aka LLLWaz

Hey, realised the SOFA clashes with Frenchbean's, so drop the sheep and just Feathered Affairs would be better.

Waz

Whoops, missed this.
Sheep dropping is a felony

I'll add the title. I think SOFA's fine myself, but as a young sheep, I was dropped too many times by careless avians, so I wouldn't trust my judgement.

Now you're blaming your poor judgment on poor avians. Shame!

Does explain things though.

Think I'll still ditch the sheep, (that better ?), and be Minister for FA.

Avians, yes. Evil ones. Like Cardinals.

Minister for Feathered Affairs. So it is written. So shall it be... Copied and pasted, lated.

later.

So, Perhaps we could have a Secretarty of Shiftless Sheep Shape Shifters.

Or Slovenly Sloaped Sloth Slippers.

Orrrrrrrrr the Bureau of Blatently Bold Badly Brewed Bald Badger Beer

Arghh... forgive me... why am I still up? Its 4:20 AM over here!

Incidently... the Particularly Peeved Padantic Panda Pyjama production line!

Sorry you'll have to excuse my tired ramblings... I'm trying to (unsucessfully) finish something for tommorow... and since I won't be physically able to stay awake much longer will have to explain why I can't do said task...

Hope it isn't a regular occurrence. It is much earlier here, but I still should be gettting my beauty sleep. I'm having one of those uncomfortable nights where I canm't sleep because of pain but am afraid if I take something for it then I'll oversleep in the morning.