h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My dear Paladiness?

Let your armies be the rocks and the trees and the in the fields.

My regards to Duke Phelan and all those dangerous looking PMS avengers with sword and shield.

(sorry, no dope smily)

And evidently no peace smiley.

Forgive the administrative error.

hello again mad king
u r lucky 2 ave the pick o so many fish 4 ur logo, i was,nt quite sure which 2 use so i used em all
1st may i apologise 4 the delay in replyin 2 ur msg
i will explain bout spirituality another time b cos right now ive got 2 do sum work on my page thats long overdue
as u ave probably guessed i dont get on here & ld everyday due 2 work unfortunately
must now talk later
romani

oh by the way while there may not be a peace there is however a very cute little peace dove

i,m now on my way out of here, i,ve been at it all day & night looking through the pictures library, & now i,m armed with pages full of scribblings.

but now it is late & i,m feeling very so off to bed i crawl

romani

Duke Phelan is in fine fighting form(try saying that when you've had a few)

If you put Community Art Library into the search box you will find a whole section of fish pictures by Amy the Ant,some of them are really good

Anyway tomorrow is another day and I must prepare for battle with a strange rogue pc.

We shall meet anon good sir

May truth and light be yours

Greetings once more dear Romani and regards to your ever present winged guardian.

I must report that I am similarly afflicted with a full time occupation, despite all efforts to the contrary.

Many years ago I passed a biology 'O' level.

That was my first mistake.

After a number of post educational years spent in hiding from fiscally rewarded assignation I was finally captured by the careers advisor who suggested I become a nurse.

I have never looked back since.

But then, spinal injuries are commonplace in my profession.

Good morrow to thee gentle knight.

It if indeed an honour to bear witneff to suche anne infpirational warrior of juftice and peace.

I didst peregrinate unto the wondrouf digital fifh inveilged within thee Communitee Arte Librarie and did almoft piff mineselfe laughing heartily at such entertaining imagery.

I wifhe you goode luck in your queft againft the fell forces of perfonal computing. A goode folid vambrace acroff thee hard drive ought to fend the foe packing.

Af the fecond moft gormleff idiot amid the entire throng of Chriftendom I have found that thif tactic workf even for me.

With Gun and Umbrella,

morning your mad highness...

you will be pleased to know that your entry [the escape... etc] which was chosen by the "Another Galaxy Guide" is also listed, as one prime example of how fellow LDers can contribute to the H2G2 environment, in the "Friends of LeisureDistrict..." space...

i'm afraid that there is no way that you will escape fame now...

i have been quite busy with adding bits on my on space, helping with the LDers' page and replying to messages as well as looking for information suitable [meaning NOT boring...] for our fellow LDers who landed here...

but somehow i don't mind... and once i have completed most of what i wanted to do i will be cruising [or is it surfing?!] again...

and i got my smiley... hehe...

talk later your mad highness...
and stay tuned as always...

loup

Good morning

I hope this finds you in good fettle.

OK,this things catching

Here's a to help you wake up & I'm going now to make some for me

Have fun

loup

hi mad king

just thought id pop in 2 say hello i saw ur quotes in the lib this morning & enjoyed reading them although it was rather hastily done....reading them i mean....as usual i was rushing 2 get out

so your in the long suffereing realms of being a then my sympathy goes out 2 you....my daughter is in the same profession as yourself

anyway must now im trying 2 get some more work done on my page & catch up wi my mail & i need 2 ave an early nite im up early in the morn 4 the market

talk later

romani

Good afternoon to you Romani.

It grieves me to read that your daughter has also been pressganged into joining the National Health Service. Please would you do me the honour of passing on my deepest sympathies.

In which field does she serve?

Dear God do not tell me that it is Medicine.

Here is hoping that today saw your pockets well lined with gold and that your angelic counterpart remains fully feathered.



PS: What is it that you sell? And can I afford one?

hello mad king

my daughter tends to the needs of those sufferring from alzeimers & dementia & she has these past 8 months been left the nhs to work for a private nursing company called fresh air & you will be pleased to know she is very happy with this place.....a lot happier than she was with the nhs anyway

my angel seems to be in good condition im pleased to report & he sends peace to you always

if you are a smoker you will be familiar with what i sell......its all types of papers rolling machines tips lighters etc for the handrolling connoiseur

hope you are keeping well your majesty i will take your leave now & try to do some work on my page

romani

Well, my dear Romani, your daughter has a gift that I shall never possess.

All credit to her for caring for this most desperately challenging client group.

I have the dubious honour of patrolling the medical admissions unit, a breed of nursing along the lines of 'get them in, patch them up. move them on and bugger it.'

A nod of gratitude to the Angel for the wishes of peace. Does he have a name to go along with the halo?

I am indeed a smoker. In fact, I like to think of myself as the definitive smoker. Tying in with the words on Alzheimers I hear tell that smoking can seriously damage your chances of ever suffering in this way.

Probably as a result of dropping dead before dementia has the opportunity to take hold.

Well, 'tis late and I have some catching up to do on LD.

I shall bid you a fond farewell and a very good night.

morning your highness

thanx i know how difficult it is to look after ppl with this affliction as i used to do it myself quite a few yrs ago, so she does indeed deserve praise

if my angel has a name which im sure he does he as not as yet divulged this information to me, but im glad of his company anyway so i think a name is irrelevant, but on the other hand my guide who i like to call my friend as not told me his name either im sure when they think the time is right they will tell me,

as a smoker myself its good news that i may never be inflicted by the said illness, praise be for that

i do however suffer from a poor memory does this mean its a symptom of smoking oh well never mind it does,nt matter i enjoy a good smoke and i think its 1 habit i,ll continue to enjoy

now i will take my leave as im hoping to get in the lib for a bit of fun at some point today

romani

Good afternoon Romani purveyor of pipes and tobacco tasting treats.

I am freshly returned to civilisation from the horror of night duty.

Did I miss anything?

I see that you have developed an entire new forum regarding writers.... um.... er.... thing in the LD travel room. As Monsieur d'argent so rightly points out I shall have to step up my scribblings if I am to catch up at all.

Alas for your poor memory. I believe that mine is functioning to optimum capacity, that it is at optimal functional capacity and that it is functioning to a degree of capacity that could best be described as optimal.

Damn it, where are my cigarettes?

Yours in earnest and a good three days overdue,



PS: Hello to the nameless winged host.

hi... your mad highness...

a few things that might cheer you up...

i started THAT entry listing the LDers contributions to h2g2... and already added three of your tales... hehe...

a few more members have joined the LDers space and we have now a thread for fellow lDers to list their favourite tv series... [i hope to make an entry on that later on... but one step at the time...]

oh yeah you can have food in the dungeons and dragons club... [guess what i asked for?!...]

loup

good afternoon mad king

the travel room thing was all loupys fault honest

all i did was put a quote in 2 u bout ur quote n r dear loupy decided 2 hatch a cunning plan

romani

Allo Citizen Garru.

I did not realise that the Dungeons & Dragons club was still in operation. The last I read was that the conversation thread, and indeed poor Kevo's personal space, had been hidden for moderation purposes.

Does this mean that he is back in business?

It seems that I need to get writing, and with haste. Either that or dredge up the old Phrase of the Day tat and give it a new haircut, a smart suit and send it out to the slaughter.

I have seen the links that you so kindly made. How is this miracle of computing achieved? I have been striving to return the favour on my own personal page, but seem to lack the necessary grey cells to pull it off.

And no, the words 'grey cells' bear absolutely no reference to little bug-eyed monsters from the planet Tharg before the conspiracy gravy train starts rolling again.

I really ought to thank you for your message.

Ever since I started receiving replies pertaining to my apparent heresy on the subject of religion my readership has increased tenfold to the dizzying number of, well, ten.

As for the fusilier solitaire, I am not surprised by anything that he does anymore.

He manages to track me down wherever I write, wedge himself into every conversation forum that I subscribe to and I would be prepared to swear that the fellow outside my front garden in the black suit and sunglasses has a ceratin Gallic quality.

Not that I am complaining. I happen to be rather fond of the little French chap.

Such is my fondness for Monsier Garru that I would like to take this opportunity to publicly apologise for my countries conduct in 1815, and say that we have almost, but not quite, forgotten about 1066.