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Funny metaphors
YOGABIKER Posted Aug 15, 2006
How about "as uncomfortable as an evangelist in a library"?
YB
Funny metaphors
healingmagichands Posted Aug 15, 2006
I snorted coffee through my nose when I read that. Must remember to swallow before reading potentially amusing bits
Funny metaphors
Xantief Posted Aug 16, 2006
Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
This one has stuck with me due to its total weirdness:
"Trembling like a dog crapping a log-chain and dreading the hook."
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