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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Jul 25, 2006
There's an intriguing musical called 'The Challenge', based on the Theseus/Minotaur legend. The minotaur's future mummy (crazy lady) and daddy (the bull) have a duet called 'I want to be the bull inside your china shop'. The phrase has never been the same for me since I heard that song!
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Agapanthus Posted Jul 25, 2006
*screams with laughter at David's version of Bull in China Shop*
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Teuchter Posted Jul 25, 2006
To describe someone who is distracted ....
Like a fart in a trance
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Fiona Posted Jul 25, 2006
Yes, I already gave that one. XD It's one that my Dad has been known to use.
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Hypatia Posted Jul 26, 2006
Then there is the famous "like a cat on a hot tin roof."
Like a fly in the ointment.
As cute as a button.
As droopy as a willow after a summer rain.
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Lady Chattingly Posted Jul 26, 2006
As limp as a rag
As big as all outdoors
Slept like a log
or a baby
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Xantief Posted Jul 26, 2006
Confused as a fart in a tornado.
'Common' meaning plebian, lackluster, hoi-polloi:
He's as common as pig tracks.
He's as common as owl s***.
He's so common his p*** don't foam.
Yep, many good metaphors are vulgar...but appropriate.
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Lady Chattingly Posted Jul 26, 2006
A lot of the metaphors Hyp and I heard growing up were questionable. Our Dad had a way with words.
How about "Cold enough to freeze the b***s off a brass monkey" or
"As dry as a popcorn fart".
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broelan Posted Jul 26, 2006
Freezing the balls off a brass monkey is actually a fact. I wish I could remember where I saw that - I'll have to check out snopes, might have been there. It had something to do with the way canon balls were stored and the fact that metal reacts to temperature and so on... and the balls rolled off the 'monkey' which was made of brass. I'll have to find that again.
For a member of Liars Anonymous:
You lie like a rug.
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broelan Posted Jul 26, 2006
Okay, I stand (or sit) corrected. Actually now I feel pretty silly for buying it. In my defense it was a long time ago...
http://www.snopes.com/language/stories/brass.htm
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Bagpuss Posted Jul 26, 2006
Actually, Snopes don't agree with the cannonball thing: http://www.snopes.com/language/stories/brass.htm
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broelan Posted Jul 26, 2006
Yes, I got that. Actually, it's entirely possible I read it there to begin with and just *chose* not to recall the less interesting part of the story
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Lady Chattingly Posted Jul 26, 2006
Broe, I've heard the same story about the cannon balls.
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Hypatia Posted Jul 26, 2006
Ditto. Must be one of those things that is widely believed.
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