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Funny metaphors
Researcher 198131 Posted Jul 27, 2006
I've a couple. First one I'm not really sure if you consider a metaphor because I don't really know what it means.
There's an ad on the Telly here about some sort of on-line health insurance. She says, "you'd have to be puffin' muffins" not to deal with them or what ever the rest of the sentence says. I can't remember. I just remember the 'Puffin' Muffins' bit. Never heard it before, thought it odd.
The other one is "You've got more front than Myers". It's a very old Melbournian one. Myers is a very big department store in the city with huge frontage. Their front windows are famous for their Christmas displays.
Hyp, I never noticed the busses were backwards!
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Hypatia Posted Jul 27, 2006
The more front than Myers goes along with broader than the side of a barn, which is very common in the Ozarks.
Yep, little bouncing backward busses. On the other hand, maybe everyone else has it wrong and what I thought was the front which everyone says is the back is actually the front.
puffin muffins....sounds like a good title for a children's book.
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Hypatia Posted Jul 27, 2006
Of course a cow muffin is the same as a cow patty, so a puffin muffin could be a pile of guanno.
How about:
slippery as an eel
phoney as a three dollar bill
naked as a jay bird
dumb as dirt
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Lady Chattingly Posted Jul 27, 2006
Jay birds are not actually naked.......maybe it should be naked as a baby jay bird.
I can think of quite a few more than Dad quoted, but most of them are rather
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Teuchter Posted Jul 27, 2006
About someone who is lacking in co-ordination
Couldn't hit a coo's arse with a banjo.
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Hypatia Posted Jul 27, 2006
How many meanings does 'coo' have anyway? It seems to be an all-purpose word.
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Xantief Posted Jul 27, 2006
Translation into amerkin:
'Couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle'.
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Hypatia Posted Jul 27, 2006
I love to listen to a Scotts accent. Can't understand a word of it, but it is so lilting.
At least they don't add extra syllables to words the way they do in the American South. For example, take the word declare. Did you know it has 3 syllables?
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Jul 27, 2006
I'm a big fan of most of the Scots accents as well. In fact, many accents are good. A new guy started at work this week - he comes from Cardiff and has a wonderful soft Welsh accent. Very nice chap as well.
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Lady Chattingly Posted Jul 27, 2006
He was so drunk he couldn't hit his ass with both hands........
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Hickory Daiquiri Duck Posted Jul 28, 2006
He war so iggnent, he couldn' pour p*** out of a boot if the instructions waz on da heel!
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Lady Chattingly Posted Jul 28, 2006
Dumb as a post
Deaf as a post
Ugly as a mud fence........or have we done that one?
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