h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A ing cunning way of adding ing before it was too ing late.

*Takes from a ed virgin*

Well Thog. My most humble in' apologies for not in' adding enough in' s to my in' answer on the 'done beel ed' virgin disposal.

*nabs a few fresh virgins for stress relief*

I should ing think that the ing huge amount of ing s in that last ing post a- ing- lone was enought of a ing apology. I wouldn't ing worry. He may expect a , a and a though. Not to mention a .

How do you in' think I got the title as one of his most able daughters??

ing.

right! Now, Batty, me in darlin, 'twas a highly in rousing apology indeed... in accepted, o' course... but *ahem* I will need to ... uh.. I mean SEE you in the back ing room for a few ing hours, though...

*saunters into the back room with a leaving a 'do not ing disturb sign on the door* Yes m'lord..

Where thou shalt conduct ing ing, as is written in the ing scrolls of , yea, and thou shalt

Well, I'm a little hazy on the ing details actually.

::yells back to Roadkill as he follows Batty into the back room::

THIRD STACK FROM THE ING LEFT, HUNDREDTH ING SCROLLCASE FROM THE ING BOTTOM, ROADKILL!!


::shuts the door behind him and casts a Spell of ing Silence over the outside of the room so as not to disturb the other ers. Strips off his loincloth and pounces::

*watches as Thog walks into the back office* Gee Thog is that a hedgehog in your loincloth or... *gropes Thog's loincloth* it is a hedghog.. and boy does he look in' miffed...

::whomps the hedgehog with the butt of a nailgun and proceeds with business::

Now, my dear , I believe we shall ing try something a little ing different this time... Now, lessee... you ing bend over that way... no no, a little more to the ing right, there... Yes, that's ing it exactly, then I'll ing stand right here, you see, and you start the ing off with some s, a little bit of , and then lean back and really it up, and --


::is momentarily distracted by a stunned hedgehog staggering past... ::

Ah, , now where the was I?

*tries to get herself into 'position' and tips over onto the floor, thoroughly pretzeled* Oh man... last time this in happened my in HMO told me in no uncertain in terms they wouldn't in cover another one... *hops into Michele's office on one hand to see if Michele can help untangle her*

OOOO, good in idea!! Why didn't /I/ think about gettin Michele in on this? me, Batty, sometimes you have THE in best ideas!!

:: after her::

*Meanwhile, back at the in mud baths underneath the Temple of Michele is being pursued by a rather largish sized mud shark that for some ing unknown reason to her has in wolf's fur*

Have you every tried to in run (or ) in a mud bath before?

Uhhh ... actually, yes!

or not ... why, , of ing course!

My Priestesses of , I need your ing assistance, should you be so kind as to heed my ing request.
At your convenience, please visit the ing PS of Jedi Woman, at U198984. Jedi Woman has requested to join the Hood, and at this time I have granted her the position of Supporter of , but hesitate to accept her fully. After reviewing some of her conversations (you'll know which ones when you visit her PS), I believe that you may see the reason for my ing hesitation.
At this ing time, Jedi Woman is unable to access the Temple of , as she is using a WebTV, so this may be moot in any case, but I would nevertheless appreciate your input and ing recommendations as to her suitability for a position within our hallowed Hood.
Thank you, my Beloved and able Daughters

::thumps the maker until it begins materializing cups of . Grabs one, takes a seat beside a stack of scrolls, lights a ====~~, and reads the morning's Daily Times::

Well, as you say, with the web TV bit it may be a in moot point. However, I checked out her conversations, and I don't really see anything too radical. Why don't we just in wait to see what in happens and than let the take care of the rest?

y?

y with me... I will, however, wait on dear ing Batty's impression before making a ing decision... Thank you, luv!!

* Hobbles in, and being physically unable to partake of any worthwhile in activity..hobbles out again*

:: after Lurcher::

Hey, Lurcher, mate, come the back on in -- you can siddown and have a in or six with me, can'tcha? What the do YOU call a in worthwhile activity??