h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i dont think i ing want 2 know!

omy

They put ing small into those ing expensive box sets.

*looks about for in boxed sets* hmm ing good weekend to you all!

And a most y weekend to you too, Q..

How's all going in school and the like then? (still in it, no?)

Yup. Still in it. I have next week off and am going to Fairfax VA (Washington DC area) with Prince Charming. He's going for business and I'm tagging along for the ride. I can study while he's working. Then we'll spend a day or two just enjoying the area.

It's really nice over there! Hope you enjoy it. Sounds like it will be a great time..

is it me or did prince in charming get about a bit y'know *nudge nudge *
how many fairy tale princesses did he in sweep off their feet? ne1 keep kept count of the er?

omy

*s a few of the REAL brunette virgins upstairs, while the great God of hunts for her downstairs with the "decoy" brunette virgins... (blond virgins with their hair dyed )

Drops the used virgins down the chute to the "virgin recycling bin", heads off to the mud baths under the temple to relax...

as she slides into the mud baths*

*Adjusts his anti-mud goggles and his snorkel, and moves in from the depths to give Michele the surprise of her life*

L

I think I saw a mud shark!

::watches all in a generally omnipresent way, and in satisfaction as He observes the truly Y antics of His devoted ers::

ing 'ning, all!! I hope everyone's ing weekends were sufficiently full of ing, iness, and excellent s!

To give everyone a ing heads-up, a new supplicant may be arriving in the Temple to petition Us for a place in the Hood. Her name is Jedi Woman, and I have roughly ing instructed her as to the Rules of the . My Priestesses, please prepare to evaluate this supplicant and her iness to see if she is worthy. I will be along after her ing arrival to confer with you and announce her induction or ing otherwise.

You ed her roughly??? Sounds to me like she'll fit right in!

*spots a fin in Michele's bath*

*wonders why the fin has fur on it*

had a tastic weekend which finished with a first class from my favourite er!

look out there michelle!!!!


omy

How d'you ing recycle a ing virgin? ing put it through the ing wash and do cruel and ing unusual things with a syringe?

*Gets out harpoon and starts making ing pleasing clicking noises with it that these weapons do tend to make when being prepared*

CHKK! CHKK CHRRRRKKK! CHK CHK CHK CHK CHKKKKKKKK! WHAM!

*Sights up*

I think the recycled virgins are generally used as cocktail waitstaff or they're assigned the official duty of washing Lord Thog's or the priestesses

::looks up from having his , , and s washed::

What?? Oh yes... that's what the we do with them.

yup, but only the better ones of course!



omy

ps where the was the ing in that posting?!

good point, omy!!

Oh Batty!!! Getting a bit ing sparse on our ing s, are we? There was only one ing in your last post, and it, that's ing unaceptable!! You are one of my ing Priestesses of , plus one of my Most able Daughters!! You're supposed to be ing setting a ing example in the ing use of for the rest of these ers!!

No... don't ... it's ing okay ... just watch your ing language from now the on!!