h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Perhaps you need to find something half man-half machine?

There /is/ an Anne Summers' up in Leicester, but I'm really not that type of boy.

TK[1]

Now that's the kind of half-man half-machine you /don't/ want to get on the wrong side of And not exactly what I meant... I was thinking more along the lines of cyborgs.. And, without quesioning your integrity, I guess you could have been too

I wouldn't know. I haven't been into Anne Summers' to see if they've got a 'Cyborg' section.

TK[1]

I wouldn't know. I haven't been the Anne Summers. Full stop.
I'm a good girl...

I've only ever walked past it. Had no reason to go inside.
I bet you're not half as good as you make out.

TK[1]

I've not even walked past one, to my knowledge I onl know of the fabled wonders because of [1] Michelle and [2] my Dad, when I was trying to brainstorm what to get Michelle for Christmas (It was on the basis that I wanted to get her something pink and fluffy]

I try my best...

I know mostly because of Jenny.
Yes, pink and fluffy probably features quite a lot there. Add battery powered, and I'd think you worked there
Lol, yeah. But do you succeed?

TK[1]

I'll just take your word for it...
I'll leave that decision to the jury

Ah, but Jury's aren't always right. That's just opinion.. never as good as the real thing.

TK[1]

what *is* the real thing?

The truth. Always comes out in the end, unfortunately...

TK[1]

The truth doesn't exist. It can't. Truth is subjective. There are no objective truths.

Yes, I am aware that I have just created a paradox in saying that.


Damnit.

It was, of course, the subjective truth I was talking about. Subjective truth /is/ objective, given a small enough set. I believe just you and I would make a pretty small set. A nice and cosy one, and one I wouldn't be against being a part of

Ahhh... logic. So much fun. All bips are cofs. All cofs are blings. Therefore, all bips are blings.
How's this for a paradox- This statement is false.

TK[1]

Surely I can't be in my own jury? That'd just be silly... That'd leave you inclusively as my jury, which is an even smaller, cozier set...


I like logic. And ravenous monsters. A good combination I feel.
A fairly obvious paradox, m'dear, but still a good one

You mean exclusively? I'm in my own tiny, cozy (lonely) set as it is... want to be with someone else for a change...

It's /the/ paradox. The one that you use to explain the idea to laymen.

TK[1

I'd like to help you out there... perhaps we should put soemone else on trial? Not that I'm trying to avoid a sentence or anything

'Tis true, 'tis true... Probably the first one that most people hear

If there was only one person I'd want to help me out there...
Hey, I was never putting you on trial. You're the one who brought in the jury!

Had almost an entire lecture on it in the first year...
Well, maybe that's an exagerration...

TK[1]

Oh fine, you're right I guess...! Too many legalities, oh the legalities..

An entire lecture on /one/ statement really would be going some

You brought them up... Ain't no legalities involved with me. I'm totally illegal.

We had an entire module on logic...

TK[1]