h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I guess not... I was just thinking of something else you could scan

Fair enough I don't want to go burning images onto my retina... although, I spend long enough staring at the computer screen...

TK[1]

...you'll go blind! Erm.

lol, now there are plenty of things that are going to send me blind, I've got no chance.

TK[1]

Now, I wouldn't let that become common knowledge... I mean, poking yourself repeatedly in the eyes and forgetting to put on your glasses are rather misunderstood crimes

Lol, you're so coy...

TK[1]

well, you know me

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Well, after this evening, I'm not sure if I do....

TK[1]

Remember when we were talking about how easy it is to read things out of context...

I get the feeling you did that deliberately

Anyway, I'm blaming the cold for my disregard of my normal taste barriers... that and having something to prove

Yes...

There's 'out of contect', and there's blatantly /in/ context

Disregard of taste barriers... is that a slur against me? And what do you have to prove?

TK[1]

You're just *trying* to make me look bad now, aren't you

Somewhat on a mission to prove that I can play "double entandres", I just don't choose to
Do you *want* it to be a slur against you?

Hey, I don't have to babe. You do that all by yourself. And anyway, you're only the best kinda bad

Since when have you ever needed to prove anything to me?

I'd like something to be against me, just not sure if a slur fits the bill.

TK[1]

I'm still not terribly sure if that was a compliment or an insult

~shrugs~ Just felt it was a point worth proving...

...if you're not careful, I'll pour a bucket of cold water over you

It's always a compliment from me, you should know that by now.

I'm already aware that you're capable of being a dirty little minx but choose not to... all too aware

That would probably help, but only in the short term. In the longer term you'd just have to install me under a waterfall, or something.

TK[1]

Well, I certainly knew you'd say that... Not that you're predictable or anything

You really are trying to make me look bad, aren't you? I'm a good girl, really I am

Oooh, you'd make a nice garden water feature!

I'll keep saying it until you start believing it.

Far too good.

Thanks, I could say the same about you.

TK[1]

By repeating it over and over again, like a mantra, untill I'm brainwashed into thinking it's truth?



Fantastic! Ground Foce, here I come...

Yep. That should work.

Not quite, babe. Close, but not quite

Oooh, I don't think I could handle overexposure to Charlie's Dimmocks.

TK[1]

I'll do that, then...

How about or ?

~shudders~ No, I wouldn't say that is a prospect I'd particularly want...

It was me that was doing it....

Both of those, and more...



TK[1]