h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh no! This forum's gone all serious! What with alasdair ignoring me i need someone to have daft conversations with! and none of my mates are on so I'm miserable and i need a daft conversation . Wha happened to that freezer? Oh there it is! *zooms over to the freezer and starts kicking it, screaming at every kick. Freezer suddenly opens and a million cheesecakes come splurging out* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really think univerity fees are too high.

I agree. Everyone should be entitled to a higher education. Increasing fees will only discourage people to continue with their education.

It seems like a poor attemp by the government to stop us poor working class stiffs from ever becoming not-so-poor middle class stiffs. Like I can afford the University I deserve!

AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll post a message that got removes=d, just for the hell of it.

Vibrators are gross. For some reason we started talking about them in music today (there wasn't ateacher cos we were doing prep cos our teacher wasn't in) and they're like totally gross! Yeh, it may feel nice but the prospect's just gross!

*turns music up even louder, gets strength from the voulme, lifts up freezer and throws it at everyone in the forum so they get covered in the foul things known as cheesecakes*

That's a good point. EE, what do you think about women masturbating? I personally feel that it's perfectly acceptable. How can you love another without first learning to love yourself?

I feel you've got a real point there Nate... It seems almost commonly accepted that men can do it to themselves, why not women<?>

I feel women have as much of a right as men. It's all really about empowering women, letting them have the freedom to do as they like.

Totally! I mean, without vibrators what are lesbians supposed to do<?>

Well there are other ways in which lesbians can pleasure each other, I don't think vibrators are the only option.

I may not be an expert on the subject, but it's probably the closest most may come to full sex... there's other stuff, yes, but not much more than hetero foreplay.

That's true, but don't we want women to realise they can be fulfilled without the need of the male organ? Anne Rice writes about the subject. I know of an interesting paragraph which sums it up. I shall have to find it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! GROSS FORUM GROSS FORUM!

Nate- This Anne Rice quote sounds interesting. Which book was it in<?>

I'm getting away from this place! You're psychos, the lot of you!

Moo! hagaga! GROSSSSSS!

I take it you guys don't know what book the quote comes from.......<?>

I haven't got a clue what you're talking about but is it freud or however you spell it? Man, that book is GROSS!

You're reffering to Sigmound Freud, the psychologist who thought that we did everything because of sex...<?>

Er, i think so. He's the one that said that every man secretly fancies his mum, and there was one man who killed his dad and raped his mum. My brothers were talking about it at supper when mum and dad were out cos it was dads birthday. The conversation was putting me off my food! Spag bol! I love spag bol!!!!!!!!!!!!