The Gospel According to ... well, ME of course!
Chapter 1, verse 1: In the beginning was the Word. TheWord was with God & the Word WAS God. And the Word was good. However the Word was difficult to type when you didn't have a proper keyboard & the Word was hard to read on a blurry PAL TV (digital or not!) Soin silence I tarried long, waiting 40 days & 40 nights, a time, times & half a time & many other spiritually significant, yet arbitrary periods. But ere these times had passed an angel of ACE came unto me saying "Behold, if thou wantest replies thou must carve commandments in thy tablets~ no, not the painkillers that ease your squinting ache, I mean yourpersonal space!" I thenshowed Him my TV remote, asking "But what ofthe typos &missing spaces?" & He spake thus; "My child, indeed that is an onerous curse of which Beelzebub would be proud. Lo, thou shalt only type what thou canst, & the children of h2g2 can liketh it or lumpeth it."
And it came to pass that a great portent appeared in the East, a woman crowned with knowledge & clothed with the names of the tribe of h2g2, & behold! she was pursued by a great red dragon with seven heads & 2 horns on his heads. & upon those horns were carved blasphemous links, they were <./>search</.> & <./>online</.>, & they possessed power & authority over all men.
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