h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, I was just hoping I might get a reader out of this as well

Well it pays to advertise .... count me in, if I'm gonna read it I may as well read it all.

Oooh.. now he's poaching my playmates!

lil, it's every wo/man for himself when trying to get readers for our work. eat out there I'm afraid.

My turn!!

Please ensure you have a strong stomach.

Or skip to the next post!

THE MICROBIOLOGY LAB.

By Moonhogg. Aged 35. And a week.

Respiratories:

In this spot
There is a pot
And in this pot
There is some snot
This pot has got a lot of snot

In this spot
I work with snot
I work with snot
In the snot pot spot





Faeces:

The smell I fear
Is dire, here
It smells of smelly
Diarrhoea

I do not like the smell
One bit,
I do not like the smell
Of it.



MRSA:

Do you have MRSA?
We can test for it today
With just one plate
The test is done
It really can be such good fun
To test 300 swabs each day
To keep the Superbug at bay



General Bench:

On Bench we deal with swabs a lot
And yucky liquid in a pot
Swabs from ears
Swabs from eyes
Swabs from Mrs Higgins’ thighs
Swabs from ulcers oozing pus
They all get sent down here to us.



HVS:

Swabs from willies
Swabs from muffs
Swabs from ladies
With green sticky chuffs
Swabs that make candida
Grow in our dishes
Swabs from rank pussies
That smell like raw fishes
HVS section is so much fun
As long as it’s not you with GC up your bum





(sorry.... waits for a Yikes!)

They were worth waiting for - what wonderful work you do.































Could you just swab this .....

Fizzy sits and drools a bit
And out her mouth there comes some spit,
At least, now that I think of it,
It could be worse, it could be sh*t!!

I'm off to bed now, Goodnight - and be good.

Be good?

<-----me!!

I'm just concerned you've left me alone with lil!!

Goodnight little

Take care love..



*snuggles under the Matt*

Hey, what's with the blank page and duck, B'El????

There one was a poet named B'El,

Who teased all her friends like...


...


...


...



suspenders.

The poem will be up soon now, hstwrd, once is up.
Meanwhile, you can start reading here A22261204 about my most recent extravaganza

I guess somebody must have read this 'ere thread and decided to keep Fizzy in suspenders for the next two weeks

Careful, we don't want Hoggy to get over-excited...

, suspenders.. thigh-length boots


The started it!!

Well, I guess I'll go for a nap now, was up early again

See you later

I will catch up with you later..

Get me all excited?

Me?

Nah...

<------me!





Honest!

Ooooh!!


Just like me!!

No, lil, not like you.

<--------me


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<---------you.

Didn't I say that?



<------ Me and Me Matt!!