h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've decided to become a born-again virgin. I wonder if I can get a badge to wear?

Well, there is one that might suit..a red circle with a horizontal white stripe across it.
It means..No Entry.

Now why would you want to do a thing like that???

I'll go to any length to get a cherry

Not to mention a cherry tart.

Wonder what Michele is up to at the moment.......
I'll go check her out

The ship's probably in a port ATM. So Michele is most likely holding down a spot of beach and ing cabana boys as they saunter past...

A grope in the sun...ah..memories come flooding back

I'm looking at the bridgecam now... she's in Tortola

Sounds exotic..

Tortola?
Sounds a bit like a of some kind, or an exotic drink.
Bartender, three more Tortolas!

mmm....haven't posted here in quite sometime

Michele

*

LOL. Crazy Man. The poster with the moster.

A virgin vampire? Isn't that a drink?

Ahhhhh... The islands were beautiful, but it's good to be home!

for everyone

Who is this Lurchele person who's come in here?

That's a lovely tan you've bought with you, is she spoken for?

I'm wearing my Halloween costume. I'm dressed as a Were-Michele...

(I'll let your imagination conjure up the appropriate attire <wink&gt

Were-Michele's turn into... well... um ... myself at the . Of course - it's my lecherous, mysterious, evil self.



Okay - so it might not be much of a difference than my everyday self - but work with me here!