h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

much of a difference???? I see no diff at all...

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Right you are Batty dear!

Hay - Ah cawls 'em lahk ah seeys 'em..


If you're still rocking from the cruise imagine what it would be like with a ... subsequent cruises aren't as bad as getting over the first (it's quicker and the land seems to pitch and roll a bit less) but after my first cruise I went through that with the from

Moonlight becomes you, it goes with your hair
You certainly know the right thing to wear
Moonlight becomes you, I'm thrilled at the sight
And I could get so hungry tonight

You're all dressed up to go vamping
Now don't tell me I'm wrong
And what a night to go vamping
Mind if I tag along

YAY!!!

Holy perambulating s man, there's something spooky going on.

Keeps her eyes open for the ambulance that Mistadrong warned about...

::Puts the airline into Michele's ear and blows the wax out.::
I said perambulate not ambulance!

*three bats, 5 dustbunnies and a few cobwebs later*

I can hear again!

So now would that be an ambulance you call ahead of time - just in case you might need one?

You stick bats in your ear???

Well "stick" isn't actually the right word - more like they fley in - liked the "emptiness" of the place and just hung out for awhile!

well that splains the echo every time I try to whisper something into your ear...

::The East Griddling Potholing club is proceeding along Michele's inner ear.::
"Quiet along here, we don't want to disturb the bats."

Yeah the fluttering makes me dizzy

::The potholing club have reached a vast cathedral-like space and the leader is explaining the sights::
"I have to whisper because of the echo....echo....echo
If you look up there you can see the brain cell"

Wow! I've still got one of those working? Cool!!!

::The team leader has lowered a rope down the nasal cavities::
Ok people, this is where it gets, er, a bit tricky.

::Someone has discovered the controls for Michele's motor functions.::
I wonder what this switch does?

No !!! Not tha... Oh now you've done it!

*watches in dismay as Michele simultaneously dances a jig, the lambada, the funky chicken and a bit of the old soft shoe*

last time that happened it took us weeks to clean up the place...