h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*smoke starts coming out of her ears*

What, like this?

Does anyone have the workshop (or user's) manual for this model?

*hands an old manual for a 72 Fiat*

Is this what you wanted?

Fiat; cool styling, pretty racy, sleek lines
but with a tendency to rust.
Yup that should do nicely.
(I had an Uno once)

My first car was a Fiat. The only applicable descriptive from above would be the last one. My description of the hoopty would have to fall under the "rolling total" category.

My first car was a Fiat. The only applicable descriptive from above would be the last one. My description of the hoopty would have to fall under the "rolling total" category.

~~~MUST HAVE PASTRY~~~




*hiccup*

::Spots a patisserie and steers the Michele in::
Fill 'er up please.

*hides the lovely cinnamon roll she was eating and offers Michele a pop tart*

~~~MUST HAVE ITALIAN WAITER~~~

*hands Michele a bottle of Pelegrino with her pop tart*

Woopsie... you said WAITER...

::arranges for Luigi to come over::
He's one handsome waiter and makes the best pastry.
We'll draw a veil over the rest of the proceedings..

::Sits quietly in the control section::
It's hard to drink a with all this shaking.

*takes a peek at the proceedings*

Who'd have thunk you could do that with puff pastry!!! You gotta see this the use of pastry cream is downright inspiring!!!

*wonders if she should drive over to PC's with a box of Krispy Kremes or something*

I'm too busy setting up this webcam link.
Do you think $10 a minute is too steep?

~~~MUST... MUST... ~~~

*@# SpROinG!!!*

*#! hIcCUp ! *%*

~~~GREEPLEWHHOP SMERG ROF!~~~





















*wakes up, sits up in bed*

Wow! That was the weirdest dream I've ever had!
All I remember is something about Italian waiters, people in my head, and now I have this craving for pastry creame...

You'd be amazed Michele. Just look at those poor Italian waiters cowering nekkid in the corner, smeared with pastry cream! I think got it all on tape, though. I'm sure he'd be willing to part with a copy for a nominal fee...

After the money I made from networking I'll give you a tape for free.

I have no idea what you're talking about...



Or how this pastry creame got behind my ear...

not to mention the raspberry preserves in your hair...

It was all a dream, and here's Toto to reassure you.woof!